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Old 29-12-2006, 00:17   #1
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I need a new kidney, liver and a tummy tuck courtesy of the festivities Anyone got any spare in a bottom drawer
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Old 29-12-2006, 00:18   #2
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You are welcome to see what you can find under my patio.
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Old 29-12-2006, 00:25   #3
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FFS Rind! What a choice ... swapping pickled for soiled
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nope but i got a spare bottom if you want one
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Old 29-12-2006, 00:28   #5
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Ask if anyone got a Dyson for Christmas. They could do you liposuction for a fraction of the cost a surgeon would charge you.

Whilst they were doing your tummy, they might throw in your arse for free.
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its a pitty you cant rearange your fatty parts,move the belly fat to the boobs
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Old 29-12-2006, 00:34   #7
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Old 29-12-2006, 00:38   #8
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OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooooo rindy!!!!

If someone wants my head tomorrow they can have it for free!

I shouldnt have started drinking again!

By the way you can have toothache as well thrown in for the experience as well!
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hey I'll swap your tummy for mine tinks
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Thought I'd get it in, and claim bonus points before Chav or Neil did.
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Old 29-12-2006, 00:40   #11
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Looks like your not going to make it Tanks, if you don’t tell mthead I’ll put a bid in for a couple of bits and bobs if he doesn’t need them himself. I don’t have room for your arse but I think I can manage with some smaller body parts…..
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Old 29-12-2006, 00:41   #12
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Shut up you big girls blouse and look forward to a much needed kidney and liver transplant
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Old 29-12-2006, 00:42   #13
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Thought I'd get it in, and claim bonus points before Chav or Neil did.

I take it your refering to her arse, have you still got you bike Rindy? It'll make an ideal rack, big enough to build a bike shed round I would have thought.....
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Old 29-12-2006, 00:43   #14
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For your boobs ... it's a deal
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Old 29-12-2006, 00:43   #15
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Hey they had a respite for so long they dont know whats hit them both these past few days - plus it was Doug & Cherokees fault on xmas eve im blaming them two!
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