Car Stickers

[Darby]

Liberal Arts Major: Will Think for Food

Don't Treat Me Any Differently Than You Would the Queen

Frankly, Scallop, I Don't Give a Clam." (seen on Cape Cod)

Wrinkled Was Not One of the Things I Wanted to Be When I Grew Up

Procrastinate Now

Rehab Is for Quitters

My Dog Can Lick Anyone!

I Have a Degree in Liberal Arts - Do You Want Fries With That?

All Men Are Idiots, And I Married Their King

West Virginia: One Million People, and 15 last names

I'm Out Of Estrogen and I've Got A Gun

A journey of a thousand miles begins with a cash advance.

For Sale: Iraqi rifle. Never fired. Dropped once.

The trouble with life is there's no background music.

Mop And Glo - The floor wax used by Three-Mile-Island cleanup team."

NyQuil - The stuffy, sneezy, why-the-hell-is-the-room-spinning medicine."

Quoting one is plagiarism. Quoting many is research.

Gravity: It's Not Just a Good Idea. It's the Law

You - Off my planet.

Well, this day was a total waste of makeup.

Errors have been made. Others will be blamed.

And your cry-baby whiny-a***d opinion would be...?

I'm not crazy, I've just been in a very bad mood for 30 years.

Allow me to introduce my selves.

Sarcasm is just one more service I offer.

Whatever kind of look you were going for, you missed.

I'm trying to imagine you with a personality.

Stress is when you wake up screaming and you realise you weren't asleep.

I can't remember if I'm the good twin or the evil one.

I just want revenge. Is that so wrong?

You say I'm a bitch like it's a bad thing.

[Bazf]

old accountants never die ,they just lose their balance
a mans best friend is his dogma.
if we learn from our mistakes then I am getting a fantastic education
evil spelt backwards is live
was oscar wilde?
just when I was getting used to yesterday, along came today.
happiness cant buy money
he who finds fault in his friends has faulty friends
smile -things may get worse more slowly
death is hereditary
constipation is the thief of time
diarrhoea waits for no man
Always be sincere even when you dont mean it
the road to success is usually under construction

[Bazf]

saw a few more from the USA......