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18-04-2004, 17:54
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Chat Up Lines
Come on people i'm sure we have all heard some good, and some terrible chat up lines in our times!
So what are they??? I'll go first:- Get you coat you've Pulled!
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18-04-2004, 18:00
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Re: Chat Up Lines
"How do you like your eggs in the morning".....to which the sensible girl answers "unfertilised!"
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18-04-2004, 18:01
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Re: Chat Up Lines
Here is one.
My name is dick (Richard). Do you like it? |
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18-04-2004, 18:12
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Len, that's terrible. I've heard some corkers over the years, but most of them are largely forgetable.
The worst one has to be "where have you been all my life?" So predictable, I normally reply that I wasn't born most of it.......... Hmmmmmm, wonder why I'm still single??? 
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18-04-2004, 18:31
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Re: Chat Up Lines
Heres 10p ring your mum and tell her your not coming home!
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18-04-2004, 21:07
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is god missing an angel?
how sad is that |
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18-04-2004, 22:46
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hres 10p go and ring yer mum your not going home 2 night
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18-04-2004, 22:59
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my Face will be leaving in 1/4 of an hour i'd like you to be on it!
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18-04-2004, 23:01
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your clothes would look better on my floor
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19-04-2004, 07:51
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I may not be fred flintstone, but i can sure make your bed rock!!!!
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19-04-2004, 12:19
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Is that a ladder in your tights, or a stairway to heaven.
Do you know how much a polar bear weighs? Neither do i, but it broke the ice.
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20-04-2004, 12:52
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Your dads a thief, he stole the stars from the skies and put them in your eyes.
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20-04-2004, 16:51
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Hey, that's a nice dress. Can I talk you out of it?
Your eyes are like spanners..... every time you look at me my nuts tighten If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together. |
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20-04-2004, 16:54
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You've not had a silicone implant, have you?
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20-04-2004, 21:02
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Sleep with me tonight, and I promise I wont bother you again...
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