Chav1

Diesel · 08-02-2007, 17:12

Met him in Tesco Express where I work.

I was a bit disappointed to find out he's not even a little bit chavish

C'mon mate, play the game, at least buy a cheap, fake Burberry cap from the market

accymel · 08-02-2007, 17:17

Poor you Diesel, so chav dresses up for tesco

Diesel · 08-02-2007, 17:20

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Originally Posted by accymel

Poor you Diesel, so chav dresses up for tesco

Yeah, mate, yeah. Tesco is probably considered 'upmarket' in the Burberry-Clad Circles.

Chav1 "Going down to Tesco for some fags and and a 2 Litre Bottle of Cider"

Chav's Mum "Not Dressed like that, you aint!"

accymel · 08-02-2007, 17:24

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Originally Posted by Diesel

Yeah, mate, yeah. Tesco is probably considered 'upmarket' in the Burberry-Clad Circles.

Chav1 "Going down to Tesco for some fags and and a 2 Litre Bottle of Cider"

Chav's Mum "Not Dressed like that, you aint!"

..... & a clip round the ear as well for cheek, another chavvy quality

cashman · 08-02-2007, 17:37

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Originally Posted by Diesel

Met him in Tesco Express where I work.

I was a bit disappointed to find out he's not even a little bit chavish

C'mon mate, play the game, at least buy a cheap, fake Burberry cap from the market

SUCKER, Professional Shoplifters do NOT go dressed as Chavs.

Lolly · 08-02-2007, 17:46

You've never seen him on a night out then have you!!??

Diesel · 08-02-2007, 17:50

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Originally Posted by cashman

SUCKER, Professional Shoplifters do NOT go dressed as Chavs.

Doh, wondered what that bulge was. Just assumed he was blessed.

lancsdave · 08-02-2007, 17:54

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Originally Posted by Diesel

Doh, wondered what that bulge was. Just assumed he was blessed.

A legend in his own lunchbox

mrskitty · 08-02-2007, 18:20

Definatly no comment!

why cant i have a thread named after me???

btw chav1 said he really liked ya tattoo

Diesel · 08-02-2007, 18:50

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Originally Posted by misskitty

Definatly no comment!

why cant i have a thread named after me???

btw chav1 said he really liked ya tattoo

There'll be more to come when I have the cash. Getting a tattoo on my arm was a bad idea though, 'cos now i keep thinking about how I'm gonna even my arms up.

Gonna get a Lancashire Rose beneath it, with the stem going around my wrist and down the underside of my arm.

Dunno what I'm gonna get on my other arm on the other side of my black aries tattoo yet though. I'll think of something

2 hours of sheer agony, my arm looked like Popeyes, swollen like a good 'un

chav1 · 08-02-2007, 19:29

on your other arm you can have a pint of milk tatooed and who are they across the top and exactly underneath

Diesel · 08-02-2007, 19:45

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Originally Posted by chav1

on your other arm you can have a pint of milk tatooed and who are they across the top and exactly underneath

Or not

chav1 · 08-02-2007, 19:47

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Originally Posted by Diesel

Or not

excuse me if your willing tohave accrington stanley tatooed across your arm its too late to start getting fussy now

Sparkologist · 08-02-2007, 19:57

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Originally Posted by Diesel

2 hours of sheer agony, my arm looked like Popeyes, swollen like a good 'un

Get yourself down to the chemist and buy some "Preparation H" cream. It works just as well on fresh laid tatoos as it does on bum grapes.

lancsdave · 08-02-2007, 19:58

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Originally Posted by Sparkologist

Get yourself down to the chemist and buy some "Preparation H" cream. It works just as well on fresh laid tatoos as it does on bum grapes.

Does it work well on face spots too, only I know somebody who was looking at it for her daughters face the other day