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05-10-2006, 11:44
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Chav's travelling dramas.
Some of you may realise that Accy Web's resident clown about town Chav, is on his second ever holiday abroad in Majorca.
The first trip resulted in the loss of his luggage, which contained vital medical equipment. This holiday he's kept in touch with us here by the odd post and pm. He's due to fly back home today, after his hedonistic week of fun in the sun in about three hours. I just received a text which was followed by a call from the Chavster. Instead of being on his way to the airport, he's sat on a balcony attached to a drip, at a hospital two hours from were he is staying. Confidentiality stops me from disclosing the whole tale, but he started vomitting blood last night whilst on the beach. Luckily someone called an ambulance, and twelve hours later he is still under the care of the Spanish healthcare system. The other members of his party are about to return home without him, unless the Doctor is reassured by the results of a CT scan, that they are currently waiting for. He seems in suprisingly good spirits, and even suggested I post this. Any furher developments in the travels of the Chavster will be posted later.
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05-10-2006, 11:49
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Re: Chav's travelling dramas.
Yeah, but, ......................
Did he enjoy the rest of his holiday? 
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05-10-2006, 11:52
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Re: Chav's travelling dramas.
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05-10-2006, 11:55
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Re: Chav's travelling dramas.
maybe it was something he ate.
It could be a bit of a bug, there a lot of it going round you know. lol
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05-10-2006, 12:10
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Re: Chav's travelling dramas.
Hope he is ok
But i think he just wants another week out there at the hospitals expence i was wondering why he has taken that tube of red wine gums with him  |
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05-10-2006, 12:30
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Re: Chav's travelling dramas.
I hope he had travel insurance.
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Hope he's OK and will soon be back home. Give him our best wishes if you speak to him again.
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05-10-2006, 12:42
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Re: Chav's travelling dramas.
Give him our best wishes and I hope that he has enjoyed his holiday (apart from the horrendous blood vomiting incident).
 It could only happen to Chav. 
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05-10-2006, 13:18
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Re: Chav's travelling dramas.
He sounded fairly chipper to say he didn't know when and how he's getting home.
Apparently the hospital have been wonderful, but not so his rep.
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05-10-2006, 13:44
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Re: Chav's travelling dramas.
Hope he gets better soon. Probably something he eat - mind you what was he doing on the beach? Shouldnt he have been in a bar?
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05-10-2006, 13:52
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Re: Chav's travelling dramas.
I told him he could not take his beer.
If you speak to the big girl again tell him I hope he gets better soon and that there is absolutely no need at all for him to rush back, we are not missing him and have not really noticed he is away, except for the rude posts that is.
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05-10-2006, 13:59
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Re: Chav's travelling dramas.
I told him he should have gone to Morecombe.
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05-10-2006, 14:00
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Re: Chav's travelling dramas.
Something he ate at the beach, that set him off?
I couldn't possibly comment.
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05-10-2006, 14:13
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Re: Chav's travelling dramas.
Sorry shouldn't laugh but I'm killing myself laughing here .....
 Hope he's ok and it's not anything serious
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