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Old 22-02-2007, 00:18   #1
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Talking Childrens Proverbs

A teacher gave each child in her class the first half of a well known proverb and asked them to come up with the remainder of the proverb.
  • Strike while the .........insect is close.
  • Never underestimate the power of............ants.
  • Don't bite the hand that....................looks dirty.
  • Better to be safe than................punch a grade 7 boy.
  • If you lie down with dogs, you'll.......stink in the morning.
  • It's always darkest before............DaylightSaving Time.
  • You can lead a horse to water but...........how?
  • No news is..................................impossible.
  • A miss is as good as a......................Mr.
  • You can't teach an old dog new..............maths.
  • Love all, trust.............................me.
  • The pen is mightier than the................pigs.
  • An idle mind is.....................the best way to relax.
  • Where there's smoke there's.................pollution.
  • Happy the bride who...............gets all the presents.
  • A penny saved is............................not much.
  • Two's company, three's.....................the Musketeers.
  • Don't put off till tomorrow what....you put on to go to bed.
  • Laugh and the whole world laughs with you, cry and..........you have to blow your nose.
  • There are none so blind as..................Stevie Wonder.
  • Children should be seen and not.............smacked or grounded.
  • If at first you don't succeed...............get new batteries.
  • You get out of something only what you......see in the picture on the box.
  • When the blind leadeth the blind........get out of the way.
  • Better late than............................pregnant
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Old 22-02-2007, 08:52   #2
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Re: Childrens Proverbs

ha ha. out of the mouths of babes

still, there is some truth in some of them.
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Old 22-02-2007, 09:50   #3
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Re: Childrens Proverbs

# Happy the bride who...............gets all the presents.
# A penny saved is............................not much.


I wonder if those were by the same pupil?
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Old 22-02-2007, 12:03   #4
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Great - they made me smile
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Old 23-02-2007, 21:31   #5
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Tinks, they are priceless, just priceless!
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Old 23-02-2007, 22:22   #6
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love em......kids say the funniest things....
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Old 24-02-2007, 12:23   #7
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nowt as innocent as kids....wait a minute there's nothing innocent about some of those answers

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Old 24-02-2007, 14:46   #8
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wise kids..............
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Old 24-02-2007, 14:49   #9
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Haha they were funny!!

I think they may have been my kids that answered those

some comic things they would come out with.
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