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25-12-2004, 17:12
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Christmas Cracker Jokes...
Oh yes, here it is the one and only thread containing genuine, absolutely fantastic Christmas Cracker Jokes
Who will pull the worst joke out of a cracker? 1. Q. How did the human cannonball lose his job? A. He got fired!  hohohoho LOL ROTFLMHO2. Q. Where should a dressmaker build her house? A. On the outskirts! bwahahahahahahahahahaha this one is certainly a howler!  3. What has a bed but does not sleep, and a mouth but does not speak?? A. A river! bwhahahhahwehehehehheheheheheheheeeeeeeee.... Must press post now before I wet myself from laughing sooooooo much!..... |
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25-12-2004, 20:09
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Re: Christmas Cracker Jokes...
Q what do dogs and trees have in common??
A Bark hehehehe Q What do you call a chicken in a shell suit ?? A An egg hahahahaha
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25-12-2004, 20:14
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Re: Christmas Cracker Jokes...
Well I've got another one here...
Q. Why didn't the skeleton go to the New Year's Eve party? A. He had nobody to go with. hahahahahaha hohyohoohohohoo I'm falling over! |
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26-12-2004, 14:28
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Re: Christmas Cracker Jokes...
Q What's black, white and read all over.............
A A newspaper hehehehe
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26-12-2004, 16:56
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Re: Christmas Cracker Jokes...
This is a killer...
What is a twack? Something a twain runs on... Boom boom..... 
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