Christmas pressie?

[mrskitty]

damaged goods on eBay, also, Other, Everything Else (end time 29-Nov-07 19:58:09 GMT)


Maybe someone wants him for christmas...anyone gona bid?

[AccyLass]

Is he Pink? lol

[panther]

wonder how much ill get for my fella.....LOL

[lancsdave]

Have you noticed how you see blokes on e-bay but never women. Time they dropped the policy of not being able to sell wild animals then it could be evened up a bit

[emamum]

i'd probably have to pay them to take him!! 1 man for sale.. well used, comes with tv remote as we cannot prise it out of his hands, partly toilet trained (knows where it is but cant hit it or put the seat down) and is unsure where the kitchen is or where to find cleaning supplies..occaisionaly goes deaf but mostly when children are crying or if you are asking him to do something.... only bid if you have a good washing machine and endless food supplies... any offers?

[mrskitty]

Originally Posted by AccyLass27

Is he Pink? lol

sometimes it depends what your looking at(apparently) but i think this one is completely pink, we wont go there again though lmao

[cashman]

Bet he'd be well sick if a fella bought him shame rindys on holiday.

[Stanleymad]

A bit of thread but talking of request of weird things, I had to pee myself laughing this morning at my inbox [must of been really funny at early o'clock to make me laugh lol] someone wanting a straight jacket on freecycle budding escapologist apparently whom had worn out their old one heheheehehehehe really made me laugh

[mrskitty]

Yea at first i thought the straight jacket thing was a joke Stanleymad lol.....im sure alot of parents would find a use for one

[AccyLass]

Originally Posted by misskitty

sometimes it depends what your looking at(apparently) but i think this one is completely pink, we wont go there again though lmao

So I'm not going to ask if he looks a right (insert ya own word) then

You said he is completely pink

[Neil]

Originally Posted by emamum23

i'd probably have to pay them to take him!! 1 man for sale.. well used, comes with tv remote as we cannot prise it out of his hands, partly toilet trained (knows where it is but cant hit it or put the seat down) and is unsure where the kitchen is or where to find cleaning supplies..occaisionaly goes deaf but mostly when children are crying or if you are asking him to do something.... only bid if you have a good washing machine and endless food supplies... any offers?

Just because you can't find a good one does not mean we are not out here.

[MargaretR]

Originally Posted by Neil

Just because you can't find a good one does not mean we are not out here.

As rare as rocking horse s**t -- I spent over 40 years searching and gave a few a fair trial. I believe it is possible to housetrain them but it requires extreme perseverance and I always held the view that they should be trained by their mums before being passed to a new owner.

[BERNADETTE]

Originally Posted by [email protected]

As rare as rocking horse s**t -- I spent over 40 years searching and gave a few a fair trial. I believe it is possible to housetrain them but it requires extreme perseverance and I always held the view that they should be trained by their mums before being passed to a new owner.

It's the mums who are the problem IMO they treat them like babies and do everything for them. When they come to get married/live with someone they expect it to continue and this is when the problems start!!!

[lancsdave]

Moderators, please move this thread to the jokes section, I'm in stitches

[Sara]

Wonder if it's a jilted female who has put him up for sale. Poor thing, he's only got 1 bidder and that's for 1p.