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Old 29-09-2006, 20:08   #1
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TWO woMEN TALKING

Woman 1: Oh! You got a haircut! That's so cute!
Woman 2: Do you think so? I wasn't sure when she gave me the mirror. I mean, you don't think it's too fluffy looking?
Woman 1: No, it's perfect. I'd love to get my hair cut like that, but I think my face is too wide. I'm pretty much stuck with this stuff I think.
Woman 2: Are you serious? I think your face is adorable. And you could easily get one of those layer cuts - that would look so cute I think. I was actually going to do that except that I was afraid it would accent my long neck.
Woman 1: Oh - that's funny! I would love to have your neck! Anything to take attention away from these football player shoulders of mine.
Woman 2: Are you kidding? I know girls that would love to have your shoulders. Everything drapes so well on you. I mean, look at my arms,see how short they are? If I had your shoulders I could get clothes to
fit me so much easier. ......................



NOW TWO MEN TALKING

Man 1: Haircut?
Man 2: Yeah
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Old 30-09-2006, 12:06   #2
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Re: compare conversations

sounds about right, men = not much to say!! lol
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Old 30-09-2006, 17:04   #3
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That just about sums it all up. lol
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Old 01-10-2006, 05:11   #4
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Re: compare conversations

THIS is more realistic

Man 1: Fell in front of a lawn mower did yer?

Man 2: Bog off!!!
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Old 01-10-2006, 09:46   #5
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Not all men have hair like yours dearest
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Old 01-10-2006, 20:21   #6
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man 1 (faaaarrrrrttttttttt) ..................
man 2 WHEYHEY NICE ONE

man 1 (faaaaaarrrrrrttttt)................
woman 1 AARRGH THATS DISCUSTING GET OUT (has airfreshener to ready

thats mens humor for you theve been laughing at the same things since they were kids
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