confessions

lettie · 13-09-2003, 14:55

Now I'm a girl who likes a laugh, ;D

So it's time to step into the confessional and bare your souls by admitting what devious, funny or just plain daft things you've done in order to get revenge on somebody. ;D

On my way to work one morning, a few years ago, I phoned my hubby and asked him to take the chops out of the freezer to defrost for tea. When I got home the empty packet was sat on the sink draining board, and the cat looked slightly sheepish. I eventually found the chops buried in the cat litter tray. So I swilled them under the tap and cooked them. He came in from playing footie, absolutely drunk out of his mind and demanding his tea, which I duly served up with a smile on my face.  ;D

I have also cleaned the toilet with somebody's toothbrush and cannot confess the worst things just yet, as I need to see how low everybody else has stooped first ;D

janet · 13-09-2003, 15:26

similar story to yours lettie, i had my mum and sister round for tea one sunday i had left the roast beef out cooling on the side like you do, went into kitchen to cut it up could'nt find it, some bloody cat had dragged it out into the back garden ( door was open by the way ) it had been chewing on it must have burnt it's mouth as it had not been out of oven long. I thought what they dont know wont harm them so cut off the gnawed bit and served it up. I had to laugh to myself needless to say i did not tell them untill after we had eaten it. almost forgot to say i did wash it under tap befor sliceing it up.

lettie · 14-09-2003, 18:01

;D  Nice one Janet, I have also served up a dog food and salad sandwich to an unlucky recipient. It must have been good as he asked for another one  ;D
The person I did this to knows about it, as I confessed the day after, and although it's years ago, it still gets brought up at parties. ;D

Mick · 14-09-2003, 18:06

Dont think i will take up your kind offer of dinner thanks :-X :-X

lettie · 14-09-2003, 18:11

I wouldn't do that to you Mick, honest :

Most of the things I've done have been payback, as the saying goes - 'if you can't do the time, don't do the crime'

Mick · 14-09-2003, 18:13

i feel a bit better then

ANNE · 14-09-2003, 20:26

Think i will just keep mum on this one folks.  :-X

lettie · 14-09-2003, 20:29

Think that's very wise Anne

I have never done anything I haven't admitted and my mates think it's hilarious sometimes, even my ex hubby has a laugh about stuff, and he was the recipiant of quite a lot of it. ;D

Mick · 14-09-2003, 20:58

[quote author=ANNE link=board=anything;num=1063464934;start=0#6 date=09/14/03 at 21:26:14]Think i will just keep mum on this one folks. :-X[/quote]
What are you saying or should that be not saying