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25-10-2005, 13:02
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Custody Battle...
Extract from Liverpool Echo..... Enjoy.
 LIVERPOOL ECHO (AP) - A seven-year-old boy was at the centre of a Liverpool courtroom drama yesterday when he challenged a court ruling over who should have custody of him. The boy has a history of being beaten by his parents and the judge initially awarded custody to his aunt, in keeping with child custody law and regulations requiring that family unity be maintained to the degree possible. The boy surprised the court when he proclaimed that his aunt beat him more than his parents and he adamantly refused to live with her. When the judge then suggested that he live with his grandparents, the boy cried out that they also beat him. After considering the remainder of the immediate family and learning that domestic violence was apparently a way of life among them, the judge took the unprecedented step of allowing the boy to propose who should have custody of him. After two recesses to check legal references and confer with child welfare officials, the judge granted temporary custody to Everton Football Club whom the boy firmly believes are incapable of beating anyone.
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25-10-2005, 13:07
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Re: Custody Battle...
LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!! i thought it was so real till the last line then realised doh!
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Re: Custody Battle...
You daft sod lettie, you had my blood boiling with the shear outrage of judicial stupidity. Nice one……..
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25-10-2005, 13:22
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Re: Custody Battle...
Oh dear lettie .............where would be the worse place to put this joke??? & guess what i did it awwwww i best duck for cover pmsl - the bananas told me to do it
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25-10-2005, 15:49
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Re: Custody Battle...
brill lettie, that certainly made me smile
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25-10-2005, 17:38
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Re: Custody Battle...
Almost had the tissues out. Brilliant.
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25-10-2005, 19:51
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Re: Custody Battle...
Thats one to remeber lettie.
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27-10-2005, 19:58
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Re: Custody Battle...
Is there such a thing as a true Everton fan?
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28-10-2005, 06:40
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Re: Custody Battle...
Poor Moyesy. Boo.
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