Delivery man wanted something in return!

Nell · 08-05-2006, 14:52

Ive been getting this same delivery man recently and he's started to get a bit cheeky. Today he arrived very early and i was still in bed (about 2) he then offered to get in bed with me !!!! TWICE!

This is a perfect example of the male ego.

It wouldn't have been so bad if he wasn't toothy,smelly and baldy

Tinkerbelle · 08-05-2006, 15:04

Have you got his number handy Nell? ........................... JOKING!!

I presume you didn't tell him the first time he asked if he could join you in bed that he couldn't because he was toothless, smelly and bald? If you had he wouldn't have asked a second time and you'd have left him with a very sore ego

Nell · 08-05-2006, 15:14

well i had to think about it for a bit didn't i?

grannyclaret · 08-05-2006, 16:15

are you BRAGGING or COMPLAINING....lol

Nell · 08-05-2006, 16:44

Havent you ever come across the male ego? where any man despite his appearance, believes that he can charm any women. Maybe its the men that were brought up by mothers who told them they were gods gift, i dont know,

Madhatter · 08-05-2006, 16:59

Nope, it's the ones that always get the women because they've got that ego, so they keep it. I blame the women for falling for it time and time again. I think they must confuse it with confidence.

chav1 · 08-05-2006, 17:22

if your not interested in his package you can always get him sacked for sexual harrasment towards customers

or mess with his mind and put a cucumber in your knickers and invite him in

Nell · 08-05-2006, 18:41

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Originally Posted by chav1

if your not interested in his package you can always get him sacked for sexual harrasment towards customers

or mess with his mind and put a cucumber in your knickers and invite him in

BRILLIANT Chavvers lol is that wot u do?

chav1 · 08-05-2006, 18:47

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Originally Posted by Nell

BRILLIANT Chavvers lol is that wot u do?

nope if an old , bald , goofy ,smelly man knocked on my door offering to join me in bed with their package i would slam the door in his face and ring the police

or neil , which ever wanted him the most

SPUGGIE J · 08-05-2006, 18:57

You could have told him to sling his hook or if things are that bad a magazine video or DVD to straighten him out. If that fails then you are only intrested in women.

Neil · 08-05-2006, 20:06

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Originally Posted by chav1

nope if an old , bald , goofy ,smelly man knocked on my door offering to join me in bed with their package i would slam the door in his face and ring the police

or neil , which ever wanted him the most

Don't ring me when Rindys after your body, sort him out yourself

chav1 · 08-05-2006, 20:22

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Originally Posted by Neil

Don't ring me when Rindys after your body, sort him out yourself

lol welcome to this thread my learned friend i wa wondering how long it woudl take you to spot my remark pmsl

Less · 08-05-2006, 21:46

It has nothing to do with ego every man knows that to pull all you need to be is wealthy, he obviously thought he was rich enough for you!