Dirty little secrets - Page 2

Ianto.W. · 22-01-2007, 12:19

Never could keep a secret, my mate 'Crammed' Jack once told me a secret at 3am by 1 min past 3 I had rung four people up to share it. So come on Misskitty I promise not to tell anyone.

Tinkerbelle · 22-01-2007, 12:33

Oh I'm a good girl

I would only need the back of a match box

garinda · 22-01-2007, 12:45

I've just found out that the person thar pee'd in the sink, did so whilst it was full of pots!

What?

Was it supposed to be a secret?

flashy · 22-01-2007, 12:47

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tinkerbelle

Oh I'm a good girl

I would only need the back of a match box

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

chav1 · 22-01-2007, 13:26

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tinkerbelle

Oh I'm a good girl

I would only need the back of a match box

well to you that would be a wall seeing as you could easily live in a matchbox

slinky · 22-01-2007, 13:34

I don't have secrets!! I always end up telling them when I'm drunk

ok maybe just a couple

WillowTheWhisp · 22-01-2007, 13:41

I can't think of any because I always get found out. My kids can'y keep a secret.

mrskitty · 22-01-2007, 14:49

Quote:

Originally Posted by garinda

I've just found out that the person thar pee'd in the sink, did so whilst it was full of pots!

What?

Was it supposed to be a secret?

Thats why me and you will be turning down kind invitations of dinner at that house,whilst those that are (supposidly) unaware eat off those plates and drink out of those cups

chav1 · 22-01-2007, 15:42

Quote:

Originally Posted by misskitty

Thats why me and you will be turning down kind invitations of dinner at that house,whilst those that are (supposidly) unaware eat off those plates and drink out of those cups

ewwww just imagine if that person had made you a brew recently lol

and no it isnt me

mrskitty · 22-01-2007, 15:56

Yeah just imagine *runs for toilet and proceeds to retch*

LancYorkYankee · 22-01-2007, 16:02

I guess I don't have many. Okay, at least probably less than 100 or maybe 50, nah probably closer to 100 then again

. . .

I'd have to admit that most of mine (~80%) occurred while overly indulging during my college years

. And yes urinating in and on "uncommon/unacceptable" items happened more often then I'd like to admit (too many toga parties)

.

Must admit a bit of fear in attending an Accyweb meet in April/May due to trying to keep up with my Accy peers' pintage. Hence having more DSL moments. Ane yes, Rindy and chav did come to mind as potential "bad but fun" influences!!

Brian

chav1 · 22-01-2007, 16:05

i once set fire to a small woods with the help of a friend and a few liters of petrol borrowed from a farmers shed , we then ran home and watched from my bedroom window

i was only 10 at the time but no way am i disclosing where lol

also once poured petrol down a wasps nest and lit it but unfortunatly my accomplice got stung and also got in trouble because we also took out some bushes as well

ahh happy days you cant beat growing up near farmland

LancYorkYankee · 22-01-2007, 16:13

When I was around 11, I stole a rich bratty neighbors bike. Repainted it and changed the handle bars. It made for a wicked good jumping bike.

To avoid suspicion, had my my call the cops to see if anyone had reported it missing figuring they'd let me keep it since no one could identify it.

The cops came, took it away and gave to some poor kid in town. Served me right eh?

flashy · 22-01-2007, 16:14

Dear auntie kitty

i have this friend who ive known for a few weeks they have a problem, he's never off the internet and is always stalking me, this person likes to think that i like them but its all in there imagination...

please please help auntie kitty

i'm getting a little worried

your truly

trashy

mrskitty · 22-01-2007, 16:18

I suggest you change your ID,move country and deny all knowledge of having any connection to lancashire-
or just tell him to f*** off?