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Old 02-02-2008, 03:00   #1
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Do you Hate YOUR job?

Thought I'd share this with my Accyweb friends. I hope it made ya smile!

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When you have a "I Hate My Job" day, try this:

On your way home from work, stop at your pharmacy and go to the thermometer section and purchase a rectal thermometer made by Johnson and Johnson

Be very sure you get this brand. When you get home, lock your doors, draw the curtains and disconnect the phone so you will not be disturbed.

Change into very comfortable clothing and sit in your favorite chair. Open the package and remove the thermometer. Now, carefully place it on a table or a surface so that it will not become chipped or broken.

Now the fun part begins. Take out the literature from the box and read it carefully. You will notice that in small print there is a statement:

"Every Rectal Thermometer made by Johnson & Johnson is personally tested and then sanitized ".

Now, close your eyes and repeat out loud five times," I am so glad I do not work in the thermometer quality control at Johnson & Johnson."

HAVE A NICE DAY AND REMEMBER,
THERE IS ALWAYS SOMEONE ELSE WITH A JOB
THAT IS MORE OF A PAIN IN THE BUTT THAN YOURS!
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Enjoy your weekend .Monday morning doesn't seem such a bad thing now ,does it ?
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Old 02-02-2008, 08:30   #2
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Re: Do you Hate YOUR job?

Lmfao. I dont hate my job that much now.
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Old 02-02-2008, 14:26   #3
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Lol Very Good
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Old 02-02-2008, 19:00   #4
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LOL, where did ya get that from...very funny
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Old 02-02-2008, 23:39   #5
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Re: Do you Hate YOUR job?

Some guy from my Global Challenge team message board supplied it. He's from Bristol, England. Gotta love that English humor eh?

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Old 02-02-2008, 23:41   #6
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Re: Do you Hate YOUR job?

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Some guy from my Global Challenge team message board supplied it. He's from Bristol, England. Gotta love that English humor eh?

Brian
Made me laugh too.

By the way, do you know what Bristol is slang for?
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Old 02-02-2008, 23:54   #7
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By the way, do you know what Bristol is slang for?
It's slang for a breast, or rather two, as in a fine pair of Bristols.

Derived from the rhyming slang for Bristol City.

You can tease him with that if he's not doing too well in the team quiz.
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Old 03-02-2008, 00:20   #8
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Better than that Rindy, just posted your thoughts on the Teams massage boards. Will wait impatiently for his reply. He actually reminds me a bit of you. His GC name is Martin-cube. You'll often see him near the top of various quiz scores. He's quite the hoot.

And to those who have given me karma for this thread. It is very much appreciated. Had felt so neglected in the karma area. I saw the dust cloud rise as your additions were place under my name!

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Old 03-02-2008, 00:23   #9
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Better than that Rindy, just posted your thoughts on the Teams massage boards. Will wait impatiently for his reply. He actually reminds me a bit of you. His GC name is Martin-cube. You'll often see him near the top of various quiz scores. He's quite the hoot.

And to those who have given me karma for this thread. It is very much appreciated. Had felt so neglected in the karma area. I saw the dust cloud rise as your additions were place under my name!

Brian
I have seen his name at the top of the leader boards, almost as much as your's.

Hope it gives your team mates a titter, so to speak.
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Old 03-02-2008, 06:41   #10
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Do I hate my job.... YUP!!
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