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19-05-2006, 17:52
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don't mess with women
>>A woman was out golfing one day when she hit the ball into the
>>woods. >>She went into the woods to look for it and found a frog in a trap. >>The >>frog said to her, "If you release me from this trap, I will grant >>you >>three >>wishes." The woman freed the frog, and the frog said, "Thank you, >>but I >>failed to mention that there was a condition to your wishes. >>Whatever >>you >>wish for, your husband will get times ten!" The woman said, >>"That's >>okay." >> >>For her first wish, she wanted to be the most beautiful woman in >>the >>world. >>The frog warned her, "You do realize that this wish will also make >>your >>husband the most handsome man in the world, an Adonis whom women >>will >>Flock >>to." The woman replied, "That's okay, because I will be the most >>beautiful >>woman and he will have eyes only for me." So, KAZAM-she's the most >>beautiful >>woman in the world! >> >>For her second wish, she wanted to be the richest woman in the >>world. >>The >>frog said, "That will make your husband the richest man in the >>world. >>And he >>will be ten times richer than you." The woman said, "That's okay, >>because >>what's mine is his and what's His is mine." So, KAZAM-she's the >>richest >>woman in the world! >> >>The frog then inquired about her third wish, and she answered, "I'd >>like >>a >>mild heart attack." >> >>Moral of the story: Women are clever. Don't mess with them. >> >>Attention female readers: This is the end of the joke for you. Stop >>here >>and >>continue feeling good. >> >>Male readers: Please scroll down. >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> The man had a heart attack ten times milder than his wife!!! Moral of the story: Women are really dumb but think they're really smart. Let them continue to think that way and just enjoy the show PS: If you are a woman and are still reading this; it only goes to show that you women never listen! just a little joke, not to be taken seriously |
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