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10-09-2005, 21:16
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Re: Dr Helga is in the house.
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10-09-2005, 21:30
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Re: Dr Helga is in the house.
okay not stopping, just having a nosey...
really I was curious to rindy's swelling 
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10-09-2005, 21:43
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Re: Dr Helga is in the house.
Red actually saw my swelling Doctor Helga last Saturday night after our night out, she was shocked at how engorged and red it was I was very embarrased.
I used to be a patient of your older, taller sister's Doctor Ruth, but I desperatley need your help.
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10-09-2005, 21:47
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Re: Dr Helga is in the house.
Dr Ruth, she iz zee big phonee. I av zee anser to your probelems. Vat you need is zee paper bag on zee head. You vill still ave zee zwelling but no von vill see you emaressment.
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10-09-2005, 21:52
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Re: Dr Helga is in the house.
Thank you Doctor Helga, I will try the paper bag.
I was going to cut a hole in my shoes to let my bunion breath. 
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10-09-2005, 21:58
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Re: Dr Helga is in the house.
Good evening Doctor Helga, I have a rather curious problem, I live in terror of having an accident that isn't my fault, What do you think I should do?
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10-09-2005, 22:11
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Re: Dr Helga is in the house.
There appear to be an awful lot of people on TV who seem as concerned about it as I am.
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10-09-2005, 22:19
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Re: Dr Helga is in the house.
Well I didn't really like to say anything, but... yes! Well, I had to stand up there to get something from the top shelf of the cupboard. There I was, just about to grab my prize, when before I knew it the world turned upside down and Jan lewis was smiling down at me with instructions to tune into the ten o'clock news... I felt such a fool!
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10-09-2005, 22:23
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Re: Dr Helga is in the house.
Ah, now I av zee answer to your probleem. If you ave been feeling fools you only ave yourself to blame. Leave zem alone! Next.......
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Re: Dr Helga is in the house.
Gayle, I don't want the drugs...but have you by anychance got a spare packet of Kleenex........I have tears running down onto my keyboard......what a good laugh!
How come i missed this thread the first time around?
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