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27-03-2008, 20:42
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Re: Dr Helga is in the house.
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So, oo is next for ze couch?
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After you've had Acrylic Bob on the couch for the last two and half years I don't think I'll bother, I aint got that much stamina
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28-03-2008, 03:06
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Re: Dr Helga is in the house.
Do you travel Dr Helga?
Not to me - i can get to your office but i think someone somewhere is in need of your ministrations still in Lancashire - there is a train station there but you would have to change at Preston to get there.
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28-03-2008, 11:25
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Re: Dr Helga is in the house.
Dr Helga,
I am in urgent need of your help, are you any good at easing peoples phobias, if you are you're probably the person I've been seeking for a few weeks now, well since the 29th Jan, when I started posting again on Accy Web. I have this morbid fear of the initials GJ, please help and rid me of this blight.
Yours in anticipation
jaysay
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28-03-2008, 11:27
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Re: Dr Helga is in the house.
Dr. Helga is very good, and I'd highly recommend her.
It's all down to her that I haven't been troubled with any swellings for these past three years.
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28-03-2008, 14:50
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Re: Dr Helga is in the house.
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Originally Posted by shillelagh
Do you travel Dr Helga?
Not to me - i can get to your office but i think someone somewhere is in need of your ministrations still in Lancashire - there is a train station there but you would have to change at Preston to get there.
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****** that!! I will pay for Dr. Helga's Taxi
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28-03-2008, 15:40
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Re: Dr Helga is in the house.
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****** that!! I will pay for Dr. Helga's Taxi
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You mean to say you get Ginger to donate the taxi!
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28-03-2008, 15:41
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Re: Dr Helga is in the house.
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I wouldn't wish that on him!! I love him
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28-03-2008, 15:44
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Re: Dr Helga is in the house.
Im sure he has workmates you dont like very much ......
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28-03-2008, 15:46
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Re: Dr Helga is in the house.
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28-03-2008, 15:49
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Re: Dr Helga is in the house.
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Now slinks it wouldnt be blackmail now you've told us all about it!!!
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28-03-2008, 17:32
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Re: Dr Helga is in the house.
Dr. Helga,
I need your help, whenever I drift off I have blurry visions of numbers and percentages dashing in front of me. When I manage to focus they appear to be council tax figures, I can't stop dreaming about them, what can I do??
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28-03-2008, 17:51
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Re: Dr Helga is in the house.
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Dr. Helga,
I need your help, whenever I drift off I have blurry visions of numbers and percentages dashing in front of me. When I manage to focus they appear to be council tax figures, I can't stop dreaming about them, what can I do??
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28-03-2008, 18:51
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Re: Dr Helga is in the house.
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Gayle, I don't want the drugs...but have you by anychance got a spare packet of Kleenex........I have tears running down onto my keyboard......what a good laugh!
How come i missed this thread the first time around?
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Vee need to start vith one probleem at a time - Margaret, perhaps you vis been peeling zee onions too close to your keyboard.
I suggest carrots instead of ze onions.
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28-03-2008, 18:52
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Re: Dr Helga is in the house.
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After you've had Acrylic Bob on the couch for the last two and half years I don't think I'll bother, I aint got that much stamina
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You vill definitely need zee drugs! i beleeve ze little blue diamond shaped ones are ze vons you vant for stamina.
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28-03-2008, 18:54
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Re: Dr Helga is in the house.
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Originally Posted by shillelagh
Do you travel Dr Helga?
Not to me - i can get to your office but i think someone somewhere is in need of your ministrations still in Lancashire - there is a train station there but you would have to change at Preston to get there.
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Dr Helga is fine as she vis, she changes for no one.
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