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10-09-2005, 20:41
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Dr Helga is in the house.
It vould zeem zat many people have been upset lately about de zings zat are upzetting zem on zis zite. Zo, I ave been invited by my good friend Gayle to visit the zite and help out.
I am a qualivied psycho therapeest and villing to elp you all.
Firstly, Less - you are sad, ya! Get over it and start posting again and keep takeeng ze drugs!
Villow - you vant to elp people! Very onourable but you need to take some drugs!
Chav - you just need drugs!
Anyvon else vont assistance?
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10-09-2005, 20:54
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white rabbits
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Re: Dr Helga is in the house.
now that should definately be on the make you smile thread ,,,,,,,,
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10-09-2005, 20:55
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I am Banned
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Re: Dr Helga is in the house.
awwwww how sweet.....
now bog off
oh hang on
what kinda drugs you got there ...?
Last edited by chav1; 10-09-2005 at 20:56.
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10-09-2005, 20:58
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Re: Dr Helga is in the house.
I zink you need to seetle down on ze couch. It might take a long zession to zort out all your problems, Chav.
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10-09-2005, 20:59
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I am Banned
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Re: Dr Helga is in the house.
actualy a long session on the couch sounds pretty good right about now
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10-09-2005, 21:02
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Re: Dr Helga is in the house.
And I thought I was bonkers so I pass my crown to Gayle.
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10-09-2005, 21:02
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Coffin Dodger.
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Re: Dr Helga is in the house.
what do i need? wonders the insomiac.
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10-09-2005, 21:06
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Re: Dr Helga is in the house.
Pleese to start. First ve need to look at some pictures, vat does zis remind you of
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10-09-2005, 21:08
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Re: Dr Helga is in the house.
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Originally Posted by cashman
what do i need? wonders the insomiac.
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Ze anser is easy my friend, you need to zit in a Counsil Cabinet meeting - I am zure you vill zleep easy after zat.
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10-09-2005, 21:09
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Re: Dr Helga is in the house.
Doctor Helga darling, I have a terrible swelling, which is the bane of my life.
Should I have it lanced, or learn to live with it?
Rindy.
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10-09-2005, 21:09
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Re: Dr Helga is in the house.
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Originally Posted by SPUGGIE J
And I thought I was bonkers so I pass my crown to Gayle.
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Zank you. I vill vear it vid pride!
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10-09-2005, 21:12
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Re: Dr Helga is in the house.
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Originally Posted by Gayle Knight
Ze anser is easy my friend, you need to zit in a Counsil Cabinet meeting - I am zure you vill zleep easy after zat.
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Or you cood try ze drugs!
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10-09-2005, 21:13
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Re: Dr Helga is in the house.
My mummy warned me not to speak to people who tried to offer me drugs.
(Tippytoeing out of here quietly now before that scary Dr Helga sees me.)
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10-09-2005, 21:14
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Coffin Dodger.
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Re: Dr Helga is in the house.
Quote:
Originally Posted by Gayle Knight
Ze anser is easy my friend, you need to zit in a Counsil Cabinet meeting - I am zure you vill zleep easy after zat.
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thank you dr helga thats one i aint tried yet lol
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10-09-2005, 21:14
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Re: Dr Helga is in the house.
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Originally Posted by garinda
Doctor Helga darling, I have a terrible swelling, which is the bane of my life.
Should I have it lanced, or learn to live with it?
Rindy.
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Ah, my favorite patient. You are een devinite need of ze elp. I vill be around wit ze ot scalpel zoon.
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