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Elderly man on deathbed with wife.
An old man's on his death bed, weak and frail, using all the energy he could muster he mutters to his wife "Betty.....Betty are you there ?" ........"I'm here." Betty replies taking him by the hand and sitting beside him. The old man carries on with his wife listening intently to every last word "Betty, you've been with me for most of my life, I was in the war and I was shot, you were by my side. We went in to business together, the business went bankrupt and we lost all of our money, and you were by my side. And I'm dieing now, and you are by my side." The old man grips his wifes hand tight, looks her in the eyes "Betty." he says "...........you're a damn jinx."
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11-04-2008, 09:39
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Re: Elderly man on deathbed with wife.
Typical bloke-always blame the woman
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Preparation is the key  haha
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 What a thing to say 
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Re: Elderly man on deathbed with wife.
he know's which side his bread is buttered on. keep on is toes girl
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Like I said before you are both too young to get married.
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Re: Elderly man on deathbed with wife.
they are inlove neil, leave them alone..... have you not read all those stories about couples that married at 16 and their parents said they were too young??
young love is stronger than any other imo
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yeah, loads of ppl get divorced... ive never been married and i doubt i ever will but if other ppl want to then be happy for them.
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Like the old woman who lived in a shoe, i have so many children i can't fit the tickers in my signature..... I finally found someone daft enough to marry me, my wonderboy is 11, my monkeygirl is 3 and my bananaman is 2, my beautiful little flower was born in feb 2012
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My father always used to say, marriage is alreight fur wymin
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Re: Elderly man on deathbed with wife.
Woman on her death bed, husband by her side, she says Jim I have a confession to make, I was unfaithful to you, he says I know, thats why I poisoned you.
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NO, the old ****** didn't tell me until it was too late.
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