Excuses

[West Ender]

These are actual excuse notes from parents (including spelling errors).

• 1. My son is under a doctor's care and should not take P.E. today. Please execute him.
  
  
• 2. Please excuse Lisa for being absent. She was sick and I had her shot.
  
  
• 3. Dear School: Excuses
  Please ekscuse John being absent on Jan. 28, 29, 30, 31, 32, and also 33.
  
  
• 4. Please excuse Gloria from Jim today. She is administrating.
  
  
• 5. Please excuse Roland from P.E. for a few days. Yesterday he fell out of a tree and misplaced his hip.
  
  
• 6. John has been absent because he had two teeth taken out of his face.
  
  
• 7. Carlos was absent yesterday because he was playing football. He was hurt in the growing part.
  
  
• 8. Megan could not come to school today because she has been bothered by very close veins.
  
  
• 9. Please excuse Ray Friday from school. He has very loose vowels.
  
  
• 10. Please excuse Tommy for being absent yesterday. He had diarrhea and his boots leak.
  
  
• 11. Irving was absent yesterday because he missed his bust.
  
  
• 12. Please excuse Jimmy for being. It was his father's fault.
  
  
• 13. I kept Billie home because she had to go Christmas shopping because I don't know what size she wear.
  
  
• 14. Please excuse Jennifer for missing school yesterday. We forgot to get the Sunday paper off the porch, and when we found it Monday, we thought it was Sunday.
  
  
• 15. Sally won't be in school a week from Friday. We have to attend her funeral.
  
  
• 16. My daughter was absent yesterday because she was tired. She spent a weekend with the Marines.
  
  
• 17. Please excuse Jason for being absent yesterday. He had a cold and could not breed well.
  
  
• 18. Please excuse Mary for being absent yesterday. She was in bed with gramps.
  
  
• 19. Gloria was absent yesterday as she was having a gangover.
  
  
• 20. Please excuse Burma, she has been sick and under the doctor.
  
  
• 21. Maryann was absent December 11-16, because she had a fever, sore throat, headache and upset stomach. Her sister was also sick, fever and sore throat, her brother had a low grade fever and ached all over. I wasn't the best either, sore throat and fever. There must be something going around, her father even got hot last night.
  
  
• 22. Please excuse Casey from school. It was Take Your Daughter To Work Day. As I don't have a job I made her stay home and do housework.
  

[flashy]

excellent WestEnder lol

[shillelagh]

22. Please excuse Casey from school. It was Take Your Daughter To Work Day. As I don't have a job I made her stay home and do housework.

Like that one westender

[AccyLass]

lol I love number 22

[Bonnyboy]

Great post, got a real belly laugh