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Old 21-06-2005, 20:30   #1
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OK here goes, I was watching a programme on TV about how animal mating has evolved over time.......... now the most interesting one for me was the bee. Apparently back in time when a male bee mated the female his lil thingy ... you know his doo dar explodes and became stuck so no other bee could mate her BUT over time she's evolved to be able to reach and remove the the exploded winky so she can mate as many times as she want .

I was telling Slinky about the programme and she thinks that I dreamt the whole thing

Does anyone know if it's right or wrong, was I dreaming or has yet another TV programme soaked me up like a sponge ?
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Old 21-06-2005, 21:18   #2
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hehehe not many replies to this tink love!!!!...................
Awwwww bless, the blonde bits have done it again lmfao. Well if it is true it just goes to show how clever and devious us woman can really be eh?.
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Old 21-06-2005, 21:32   #3
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OK Slinky 'exploding bloody winky'!! I am so confident I did not dream it a bet is in order ..... naked sprint round the block if I'm wrong you have to if I'm right, how's that sugar britches?
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Old 21-06-2005, 21:48   #4
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Dr. Tatiana's Sex tips for Bees

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Old 21-06-2005, 22:12   #5
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OH YEAH OH YEAH look at Less's link Slink!!!!!!!!!


I never said what block you were running round either so I'll tell you now.................. Avenue Parade top to bottom and Right through town !!!

Do you know how I know I wasn't dreaming, because I only dream about exploding winkys on Saturday nights after too much beer this programme was on on a Thursday !!!
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Old 21-06-2005, 22:16   #6
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BUZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ off u dirty cow!
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Old 21-06-2005, 22:20   #7
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I never said what block you were running round either so I'll tell you now.................. Avenue Parade top to bottom and Right through town !!!
Do you think rather than Avenue Parade you could get her to do a couple of laps of the Stag instead? Ta!

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Old 21-06-2005, 22:23   #8
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Couple of laps round the stag.............ok will do that saturday. No problem, i'm not shy..........much!!
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Old 21-06-2005, 22:35   #9
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Insect porn theads shouldn't be allowed here.


[Should BEE in main general chat thread!]
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Old 21-06-2005, 22:47   #10
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Irrespective of direction or duration of the forthcoming streak through town, I must say that exploding wadgers is one hell of a fantasy that you're sharing with us, Tinks!!!
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Old 21-06-2005, 22:54   #11
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Irrespective of direction or duration of the forthcoming streak through town, I must say that exploding wadgers is one hell of a fantasy that you're sharing with us, Tinks!!!
I believe what happens is that the queen bee takes the said member in her little mandibel and just on the vinegar stroke puts her foot over the hole in the end and says, "give me all the honey or I'll blow your balls off!"
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Puts a whole new slant on the idea of the birds and the bees doesn't it?
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