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Old 17-08-2004, 16:41   #1
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Family Mis-Fortunes.

We've all seen the gameshow, you know the score...

Prior to the show we asked 100 people to answer a simple question. What do you think was the most popular answer given? Remember, the questions are really easy!!!

Are some people just plain stupid, or what? Maybe it's the bright lights and cameras that make certain contestants apply the rationale of Elmer Fudd. Here are some questions asked, and the replies given...


Q. Name something a blind person might use
A. A sword

Q. Name a song with moon in the title
A. Blue Suede Moon

Q. Name a bird with a long neck
A. Naomi Campbell

Q. Name an occupation where you need a torch
A. A burglar

Q. Name a famous brother and sister
A. Bonnie & Clyde

Q. Name a dangerous race
A. The Arabs

Q. Name an item of clothing worn by the Three Musketeers
A. A horse

Q. Name something that floats in the bath
A. Water

Q. Name something you wear on the beach
A. A deckchair

Q. Name something Red
A. My cardigan

Q. Name a famous royal
A. Mail

Q. Name a number you have to memorize
A. 7

Q. Name something in the garden that's green
A. Shed

Q. Name something that flies that doesn't have an engine
A. A bicycle with wings

Q. Name something you might be allergic to
A. Skiing

Q. Name a famous bridge
A. The bridge over troubled waters

Q. Name something a cat does
A. Goes to the toilet

Q. Name something you do in the bathroom
A. Decorate

Q. Name an animal you might see at the zoo
A. A dog

Q. Name something associated with the police
A. Pigs

Q. Name a sign of the zodiac
A. April

Q. Name something slippery
A. A conman

Q. Name a kind of ache
A. Fillet 'O' Fish (?)

Q. Name a food that can be brown or white
A. Potato

Q. Name a jacket potato topping
A. Jam

Q. Name a famous Scotsman
A. Jock

Q. Name something with a hole in it
A. Window

Q. Name a non-living object with legs
A. Plant

Q. Name a domestic animal
A. Leopard

Q. Name a part of the body beginning with 'N'
A. Knee

Q. Name a way of cooking fish
A. Cod

Q. Name something you open other than a door
A. Your bowels
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Old 18-08-2004, 20:39   #2
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Re: Family Mis-Fortunes.

Cant see anything wrong with those answers Sparky!
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Old 18-08-2004, 22:38   #3
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Re: Family Mis-Fortunes.

Yep. They look fine to me also.
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Old 19-08-2004, 11:01   #4
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Re: Family Mis-Fortunes.

Yea, are you having a go at that contestant Sparky? Are you looking to lose some Karma chum? Is that contestant not entitled to his opinion? Who the hell do you think you are?

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Old 20-08-2004, 23:02   #5
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Re: Family Mis-Fortunes.

But what does a family of five do when they win a car???? Split it five ways?
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Old 20-08-2004, 23:08   #6
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Re: Family Mis-Fortunes.

The answer to the last question is more than reasonable, it would probably have been the first thing I'd have thought of.
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Old 20-08-2004, 23:29   #7
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Re: Family Mis-Fortunes.

Well Dearest, you've just confirmed my suspicions from Grego's post; stupidity is genetic.
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