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Old 26-05-2006, 19:09   #1
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family problems

Two men met at a bus stop and struck up a conversation.
One of them kept complaining of family problems. Finally, the other man
>>said: "You think you have family problems? Listen to my
>>situation." "A few years ago, I met a young widow with a grown-up
>>daughter. We got married and got myself a stepdaughter. Later, my
>>father married my stepdaughter. That made my stepdaughter, my
>>step-mother. And my father became my stepson. Also, my wife became
>>mother-in-law of her father-in-law". "Much later the daughter of
>>my wife, my stepmother, had a son. This boy was my half-brother

>>because he was my father's son. But he was also the son of my
>>wife's daughter which made him my wife's grand-son. That made me
>>the grand-father of my half-brother."
>>"This was nothing until my wife and I had a Baby. Now the
>>half-sister of my son, my stepmother, is also the Grandmother.
>>This makes my father, the brother-in-law of my child, whose
>>stepsister is my father's wife, I am my stepmother's
>>brother-in-law, my wife is her own child's aunt, my son is my
>>father's nephew and I am my OWN GRANDFATHER!" "And you think you
>>have FAMILY PROBLEMS!!!"
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Old 26-05-2006, 19:22   #2
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Re: family problems

Nice one, gets the brain into gear, have some karma
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Old 26-05-2006, 20:12   #3
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Re: family problems

Good one. But shall try reading that again earlier in the day when i haven't been at work.
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