Fat Chicks and Other Foolishness ...

[cashman]

Can honestly say never, never woke up wi one either, But then i was always a catch.

[dotti34]

Geez all you Romeos, you're being a bit harsh in your criticisms of women of the larger size (and no, I'm not one of them). Let's turn this around - there's nothing more off-putting than a man with such a huge beer-belly that he hasn't seen his 'equipment' for a long time. Nor would anyone want to!!!!!!!

[dotti34]

..and, before any of you say it, no I guess you never fancied a fat bloke either!!!!!!

[Michael1954]

I've always been partial to a bit of wobble.

[Eric]

Originally Posted by Michael1954

I've always been partial to a bit of wobble.

Me too ... but let's not get sidetracked into a discussion of breasts ...

[dotti34]

By the way, I was only making an observation - not speaking from personal experience...

[Eric]

Originally Posted by dotti34

By the way, I was only making an observation - not speaking from personal experience...

So that's your story ... and you're sticking to it.

[Barrie Yates]

I suppose it is like awaking and deciding to chew your arm off rather than trying to extract it from underneath her and possibly wake her up - been drunk quite a few times but never quite that bad.

[Eric]

Originally Posted by Barrie Yates

I suppose it is like awaking and deciding to chew your arm off rather than trying to extract it from underneath her and possibly wake her up - been drunk quite a few times but never quite that bad.

Ah ... that would be Coyote Ugly ... But it can get worse: Double Coyote Ugly .... that is when she is sooooo ugly, you chew off your other arm so that it doesn't happen again Reminds one of the Yorkshire woolf who got caught in a leg hold trap ... it chewed off three legs before realizing it was caught by the tail

[Less]

Of course worse than the fatties are the unhygienic, (old joke warning), one I was with had her 'intimate area', have you noticed that twee phrase being used for selling female hygiene products these days?
Anyhow, this ladies 'intimate area' was surrounded by half digested carrots, tomatoes and other pieces of food.
When I asked, why? She replied that the last guy to go diving threw up while he was there!

[flashman]

Originally Posted by Less

Oh, please, don't take it that I approve of sex with anyone that is fat, I have tried it, it was awful, you must always avoid any form of contact with them, they always leave you with far more grease than the effort of having sex deserves.

That's why having "Women on Top" is not a good idea !

[DtheP47]

Originally Posted by Less

If I could be bothered to Google, I'm sure I could find Chapter & Verse to contradict you.

grollox to the contradictions Wizz K99 has got a babtising session for all you sinners arranged for this Sunday morning down on the River Stink. It's total immersion so don't forget to keep your mouth shut Less.

p.s any fat birds attending please give K99 advance notice on @washyoursinsaway because they will have to raise the water levels for complete submersion.

[DtheP47]

Originally Posted by Barrie Yates

I suppose it is like awaking and deciding to chew your arm off rather than trying to extract it from underneath her and possibly wake her up - been drunk quite a few times but never quite that bad.

Trying to turn over in bed and finding you still have the plank strapped to your arse you used to prevent yourself falling in the night before is a bummer too !! allegedly

[Less]

Originally Posted by DtheP47

grollox to the contradictions Wizz K99 has got a babtising session for all you sinners arranged for this Sunday morning down on the River Stink. It's total immersion so don't forget to keep your mouth shut Less.

If I take a bag of laundry will he do my smalls while he's at it?

[Eric]

Originally Posted by Less

If I take a bag of laundry will he do my smalls while he's at it?

Nah ... the water's polluted enough as it is.