Fifty Sheds of Grey

[claytonx]

We tried various positions-round the back,on the side,up against a wall...but in the end we came to the conclusion the bottom of the garden was the only place for a good shed.

She stood before me trembling in my shed.
"I'm yours for the night,"she gasped,"you can do what ever you want with me."
So I took her to McDonalds.

She knelt before me on the shed floor and tugged gently at first,then harder until finally it came.
I moaned with pleasure.Now for the other boot.

"I'm a very naughty girl,"she said,biting her lip."I need to be punished."
So I invited my mum to stay for the weekend.

"Harder!"she cried,gripping the workbench tightly."Harder!"
"Okay,"I said. What's the gross national product of Nicaragua?"

"Are you sure you can take the pain?"she demanded brandising stilettos.
"I think so,"I gulped."Here we go,then"she said, and showed me the reciept.

"Hurt me!"she begged as she bent over my workbench.
"Very well,"I replied."You've got fat ankles and no dress sense."

"Are you sure you want this?"I asked."When I'm done,you won't be able to sit down for weeks."
She nodded.
"Okay,"I said, putting the three-piece suite on eBay.

"Punish me!"she cried."make me suffer like only a real man can!"
"Very well,"I replied leaving the toilet seat up.

A spoof,Fifty Sheds Of Grey, The book has author Colin Grey recounting his love of encounters at the bottom of the garden. here are a few extracts.

[davemac]

Perhaps a therapist might help ?

[Restless]

Nazis burned books....... Perhaps it was in anticipation of the release of this dogshet