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08-09-2008, 10:42
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First time sex
A girl asks her boyfriend to come over Friday night to meet, and have dinner with her parents.
Since this is such a big event, the girl announces to her boyfriend that after dinner, she would like to go out and make love for the first time.
The boy is ecstatic, but he has never had sex before, so he takes a trip to the pharmacist to get some condoms. He tells the pharmacist it's his first time and the pharmacist helps the boy for about an hour. He tells the boy everything there is to know about condoms and sex.
At the register, the pharmacist asks the boy how many condoms he'd like to buy, a 3-pack, 10-pack, or family pack. The boy insists on the family pack because he thinks he will be really going for it, it being his first time and all.
That night, the boy shows up at the girl's parents' house and meets his girlfriend at the door.
'Oh,' she said 'I'm so excited for you to meet my parents, come on in!'
The boy goes inside and is taken to the dinner table where the girl's parents are seated. The boy quickly offers to say grace and bows his head.
A minute passes, and the boy is still deep in prayer, with his head down. 10 minutes pass, and still no movement from the boy.
Finally, after 20 minutes with his head down, the girlfriend leans over and whispers to the boyfriend, 'I had no idea you were this religious.'
The boy turns, and whispers back, 'I had no idea your father was a pharmacist".
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08-09-2008, 10:45
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Re: First time sex
hahahaha, nice one ![Big Grin](http://www.accringtonweb.com/forum/images/smilies/biggrin.gif)
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08-09-2008, 11:08
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Re: First time sex
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08-09-2008, 11:11
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Re: First time sex
I always prefer an older one ![Smilie](http://www.accringtonweb.com/forum/images/smilies/smile.gif)
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10-09-2008, 11:11
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Re: First time sex
whats sex? ![Confused](http://www.accringtonweb.com/forum/images/smilies/confused.gif)
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10-09-2008, 11:12
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Re: First time sex
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whats sex? ![Confused](http://www.accringtonweb.com/forum/images/smilies/confused.gif)
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that stupid thing i did 13 weeks ago......
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10-09-2008, 12:15
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Re: First time sex
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that stupid thing i did 13 weeks ago......
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Are you sure it was the sex that was the stupid thing ![EEK!](http://www.accringtonweb.com/forum/images/smilies/eek.gif) ![Roll Eyes (Sarcastic)](http://www.accringtonweb.com/forum/images/smilies/rolleyes.gif) ![Big Grin](http://www.accringtonweb.com/forum/images/smilies/biggrin.gif)
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10-09-2008, 12:20
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Re: First time sex
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well....... i can think of a few others as well.....
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10-09-2008, 12:50
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Re: First time sex
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well....... i can think of a few others as well.....
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Do you mean occasions or partners ![Roll Eyes (Sarcastic)](http://www.accringtonweb.com/forum/images/smilies/rolleyes.gif)
Looks like I am off to hide again, thats twice in one day
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10-09-2008, 12:59
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Re: First time sex
Hehe the first post made me chuckle, nice one.
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10-09-2008, 13:15
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Re: First time sex
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whats sex? ![Confused](http://www.accringtonweb.com/forum/images/smilies/confused.gif)
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Thought ya'd at least wait to ban him from sex until AFTER he married ya lol
Saying that, no point giving him false hope ![Big Grin](http://www.accringtonweb.com/forum/images/smilies/biggrin.gif)
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11-09-2008, 08:21
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Re: First time sex
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Originally Posted by AccyLass27
Thought ya'd at least wait to ban him from sex until AFTER he married ya lol
Saying that, no point giving him false hope ![Big Grin](http://www.accringtonweb.com/forum/images/smilies/biggrin.gif)
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exactly.....start (early) how you mean to go on ![Smilie](http://www.accringtonweb.com/forum/images/smilies/smile.gif)
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11-09-2008, 13:58
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Re: First time sex
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Originally Posted by Neil
Do you mean occasions or partners ![Roll Eyes (Sarcastic)](http://www.accringtonweb.com/forum/images/smilies/rolleyes.gif)
Looks like I am off to hide again, thats twice in one day
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yes........
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