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Old 09-05-2005, 17:23   #1
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Subject: INSTALLING HUSBAND 1.0 Priority - High

INSTALLING HUSBAND 1.0
Dear Tech Support,
Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed a distinct slow down in overall system performance-- particularly in the flower and jewellery applications, which operated flawlessly
under Boyfriend 5.0.
In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable programs, such as Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5, and then installed undesirable programs such as RUGBY 7.4, CRICKET 5.0, F1 3.0. as well as Golf Clubs 4.1.
Conversation 8.0 no longer runs, and Housecleaning 2.6 simply crashes the system. I've tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems, but to no avail.
What can I do?
Signed,
Desperate
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Dear Desperate:
First keep in mind, Boyfriend 5.0 is an Entertainment Package, while Husband 1.0 is an Operating System.
Please enter the command:
"http: I Thought You Loved Me: htm" and try to download Tears 6.2 and don't forget to install the Guilt 3.0 update. If that application works as designed, Husband 1.0 should then automatically run the applications Jewellery 2.0 and Flowers 3.5.
But remember, over use of the above application can cause Husband 1.0 to default to Grumpy Silence 2.5.
Whatever you do, DO NOT install Mother-in-law 1.0 (it runs a virus in the background, that will eventually seize control of all your system resources).
Also, do not attempt to reinstall the Boyfriend 5.0 program. These are unsupported applications and will crash Husband 1.0.
In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have limited memory and cannot learn new applications quickly. You might consider buying additional software to improve memory and performance.
We recommend Hot Food 3.0 and Lingerie 7.7.
Good Luck,
Tech Support
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Old 09-05-2005, 17:28   #2
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Re: For Willow

I think my version of boyfriend 5.0 may have crashed too!!!
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Old 09-05-2005, 20:16   #3
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Pixie I like it alot!


I've been using boyfriend 5.0 for 10 years now and noticed it running slow might be time for a new upgrade lol!
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Old 09-05-2005, 20:36   #4
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Well, I have had mine now for nearly 40 years and I can identify all the faults as above.
Is it recommended that I ditch the current one in favour of a newer faster application......?
Or would it perhaps be too difficult for me to retrain to use the faster newer model......?
Mine doesn't so much crash.........it sleeps more and snores a lot.

Pixie....... that's a purler!
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Old 10-05-2005, 00:18   #5
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Oooh thanks for the warning Pixie.


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