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Old 16-03-2010, 22:16   #31
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Re: Funeral Music

Here you are Dave.
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Old 17-03-2010, 01:57   #32
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Re: Funeral Music

1 - Coffin goes through the curtains.

2 - Corner of curtain is lifted by end of coffin re-entering crematorium.

3 - Coffin disappears.

4 - Repeat steps one and two in time to music, three times.

5 - Coffin retreats behind curtain.

6 - Coffin re-enters from behind curtain, and lid opens and closes in time to music five times.

7 - False leg flies up from opened coffin, giving perfect high kick.

8 - Coffin finally closes, and goes behind the closing curtain.

9 - Cue audience applause.

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Old 17-03-2010, 19:39   #33
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Cheers for that Yerself, you're a grand Man & A Happy St.Patricks to you.
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Old 18-03-2010, 00:47   #34
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Old 18-03-2010, 00:50   #35
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You're flyin' nowhere.

We need you on the first of every month.

Twelve midnight, sharpish.

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Old 18-03-2010, 03:50   #36
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You're flyin' nowhere.

We need you on the first of every month.

Twelve midnight, sharpish.

thanks Rindy,,,,,,and where are you on F,LAND,,,,,you are so missed on there..x
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