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05-10-2007, 21:42
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Funerals
What kind of funeral would you like? Bear in mind this below though if you want anything exotic.
 A cardiologist died and was given an elaborate funeral... A huge heart covered in flowers stood behind the casket during the service. Following the eulogy, the heart opened, and the casket rolled inside. The heart then closed, sealing the doctor in the beautiful heart forever. At that point, one of the mourners burst into laughter. When all eyes stared at him, he said, "I'm sorry, I was just thinking of my own funeral..... I'm a gynecologist." That's when the proctologist fainted.
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05-10-2007, 21:45
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Re: Funerals
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07-10-2007, 10:23
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Re: Funerals
LOL.....for my funeral i want it it to be as cheap as possible!!!
i want cremating, whats the point in spending all that dosh on a funeral, when your family could splash out on it! as long as they have a drink for me ill be happy 
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