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Old 03-12-2007, 17:56   #1
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Goldy Locks and the three bears

What did Goldy Locks say to the three Bears?


"Stuff the porrage today we're having Bacon butties, I'll soon find out which one of you is called mohammed and grassed me up!".

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Old 03-12-2007, 17:59   #2
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Re: Goldy Locks and the three bears

that is awful...
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Old 03-12-2007, 18:02   #3
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that is awful...
I'm glad you think so.
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Old 03-12-2007, 18:04   #4
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that face has been bugging me...... is he from red dwarf?
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Old 03-12-2007, 18:05   #5
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that is awful...

It was actually quite good by Less's standards, it had a slight hint of humour
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Old 03-12-2007, 18:14   #6
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that face has been bugging me...... is he from red dwarf?

Only four posts into the thread and a complete wander straight away, a proper accyweb member!



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lancsdave= It was actually quite good by Less's standards, it had a slight hint of humour
It's in 'anything goes' so like everything else it was, 'anything' and it 'goes', away quite quickly to be buried with the rest of the mire on here!



I'll no doubt get other comments such as a je had from my neighbours but that won't stop me from having bad taste when and where I want to.
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Old 03-12-2007, 22:26   #7
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Just Less hamming it up as usual.
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Old 04-12-2007, 00:06   #8
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Just Less hamming it up as usual.
What exactly are you trying to imply?

How dare you accuse me of being 'usual'.

How would you like me to follow you around your threads and say:-

"Just Willow wittering as usual!"


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Old 04-12-2007, 00:18   #9
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Re: Goldy Locks and the three bears

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What did Goldy Locks say to the three Bears?


"Stuff the porrage today we're having Bacon butties, I'll soon find out which one of you is called mohammed and grassed me up!".

Don't quite get it ... 'Goldy Locks' suggests a Jewish lady and Bacon butties would be offensive, would it not ? But what has that got to do with Mohammed/Muslim. Ok, to do with the controversy on the naming of the teddy bear .. Am I missing summat .. or just thick ? (you don't have to agree Less, just be patient and explain please).
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Old 04-12-2007, 00:23   #10
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Don't quite get it ... 'Goldy Locks' suggests a Jewish lady and Bacon butties would be offensive, would it not ? But what has that got to do with Mohammed/Muslim. Ok, to do with the controversy on the naming of the teddy bear .. Am I missing summat .. or just thick ? (you don't have to agree Less, just be patient and explain please).
Goldy locks and the three bears ate porrage why on earth that sounds jewish to you I've no idea, it was her name.

As for the rest if it needs explaining then get someone else to explain, I don't see any need to!

Nor do I want to.
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Old 04-12-2007, 00:27   #11
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Goldy locks and the three bears ate porrage why on earth that sounds jewish to you I've no idea, it was her name.

As for the rest if it needs explaining then get someone else to explain, I don't see any need to!

Nor do I want to.
Hummmph .. that's you of me Christmas list then ...
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Old 04-12-2007, 08:20   #12
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me thinks too much of the old dwinkies at weekend katex, its easy to follow less'es thinking
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Old 04-12-2007, 08:41   #13
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Don't quite get it ... 'Goldy Locks' suggests a Jewish lady and Bacon butties would be offensive, would it not ? But what has that got to do with Mohammed/Muslim. Ok, to do with the controversy on the naming of the teddy bear .. Am I missing summat .. or just thick ? (you don't have to agree Less, just be patient and explain please).
katex, muslims dont eat pork either.....
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Old 04-12-2007, 10:04   #14
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katex, muslims dont eat pork either.....
Oh, just thought they were averse to cows, however, would have made more sense if Goldilocks threatened them with bear-meat butties (what is this called ?) ..LOL
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Old 04-12-2007, 11:20   #15
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No they are not averse to cows. They are averse to pigs - hence my reference to 'hamming' as Less was making a muslim/bear joke. Did you miss the punchline on all those "she should have called it Winnie the Pooh" jokes?
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