guide dog needed

[chav1]

i am at a total loss as to what to buy my friend for xmas but i have an idea

seen as my friend has a glass eye i was thinking what could i get him to show how much i appreciate our friendship

like a bolt of lightening out of teh sky it suddenly hit me that if i poke out his good eye he would be totaly blind and be in need of a guide dog

what gift could be more thoughtful and practical at the same time

so if anyone knows where there are some knock off guide dogs going cheap please post below , theres no real rush i can blind him anytime but would like promt delivery coz once the good eyes out hell pretty much need the dog as soon as possible

thankyou for your time

[WillowTheWhisp]

I can tell you where to find a reject one Chav. He managed to guide a friend of mine into a signpost!

[flashy]

Originally Posted by chav1

i am at a total loss as to what to buy my friend for xmas but i have an idea

seen as my friend has a glass eye i was thinking what could i get him to show how much i appreciate our friendship

like a bolt of lightening out of teh sky it suddenly hit me that if i poke out his good eye he would be totaly blind and be in need of a guide dog

what gift could be more thoughtful and practical at the same time

so if anyone knows where there are some knock off guide dogs going cheap please post below , theres no real rush i can blind him anytime but would like promt delivery coz once the good eyes out hell pretty much need the dog as soon as possible

thankyou for your time

clown

[Neil]

Reading between the lines I think Chav is asking us what he can buy his girlfriend for christmas

[chav1]

well i aint gonna get a guide dog with my advert stuck in anything goes now am i

[Less]

Originally Posted by chav1

well i aint gonna get a guide dog with my advert stuck in anything goes now am i

Why not get him a white stick instead? It's still going to be a difficult pressie to wrap but at least your friend isn't going to struggle trying to clean up after a stick if he goes for a walk in the park.

[flashy]

the bloke your on about chav needs glasses anyway, just for marrying who he married

[accymel]

Ah well in that case he's already got a dog then


Meeeeeeoooowwww

[chav1]

Originally Posted by Less

Why not get him a white stick instead? It's still going to be a difficult pressie to wrap but at least your friend isn't going to struggle trying to clean up after a stick if he goes for a walk in the park.

if i throw a ball the stick wont run into the road to get it ..

the guide dog might

[SPUGGIE J]

Originally Posted by chav1

if i throw a ball the stick wont run into the road to get it ..

the guide dog might

Are you sure about that? He might be in a playful mood and try.

Get him a spare glass eye with a small camera in it.

[Doug]

Originally Posted by flashytart

the bloke your on about chav needs glasses anyway, just for marrying who he married

The dog's not for you then?

[Doug]

Originally Posted by accymel

Ah well in that case he's already got a dog then

Meeeeeeoooowwww

I really hope she becomes a member.................

[flashy]

Originally Posted by Doug

The dog's not for you then?

no both my eyes are intact ta very much

[accymel]

Originally Posted by Doug

I really hope she becomes a member.................

Well soon to be a member of the blind society

[Doug]

no both my eyes are intact ta very much

Well soon to be a member of the blind society

Well, no doubt there will be a couple of bitches that can show her round then.