Top 10 Reasons for a gun
Tenth Reason
You can trade an old .44 for a new .22
Ninth Reason
You can keep one gun at home and have another for when.... you're on the road.
Eighth reason
If you admire a friend's gun and tell him so, he will probably let you try it
out a few times.
Seventh reason
Your primary gun doesn't mind if you keep another gun for a backup.
Sixth reason
Your gun will stay with you even if you run out of ammo.
Fifth reason
A gun doesn't take up a lot of closet space.
Fourth reason
Guns function normally every day of the month.
Third reason
A gun doesn't ask, "Do these new grips make me look fat?"
Second reason
A gun doesn't mind if you go to sleep after you use it.
First and the most compelling reason
You can buy a silencer for a Gun!