21-09-2003, 00:46
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Happyone's Ponytail!!
It has come to the attention of the proprietors of the Oak Tree Public House that fraudulent advertising has been employed in the pursuit of humour on a public forum.
The accused, a Mr Happyone, has falsely announced free preserves from their hostelry.
They are understandably very annoyed about this, as it is a very serious matter.
They convened an emergency committee meeting, at which it was decided that, on promise to not to repeat this malicious escapade, and on forfeit of his most prized possession, (his ponytail), the matter would be laid to rest.
Suggestions as to what to do with Mr Happyone's ponytail are now required!
;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
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