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Old 25-01-2006, 12:27   #1
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Have you seen my Chav?

He was last seen wandering near the pound shops in Accrington. We don't know exactly how old he is because he always gave a different answer, but he looks about 40.

He has a distinctive snout, he may also have had blood on his hands and smelt of cats.

There is a very small reward for his safe return.
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Old 25-01-2006, 12:32   #2
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he wants running over......
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Old 25-01-2006, 12:38   #3
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oh well never mind there are plenty more chav's out there for you to play with.
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Old 25-01-2006, 12:39   #4
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oh well never mind there are plenty more chav's out there for you to play with.

But I'd just trained him.
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Old 25-01-2006, 12:40   #5
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He was last seen wandering near the pound shops in Accrington. We don't know exactly how old he is because he always gave a different answer, but he looks about 40.

He has a distinctive snout, he may also have had blood on his hands and smelt of cats.

There is a very small reward for his safe return.
See what you’ve started.

We’ll end up with innocent chavs being persecuted on the streets of Accrington. I’ll have the Chav Protection League on you Garinda………
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Old 25-01-2006, 12:43   #6
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But I'd just trained him.
I shouldn’t worry; he’s probably got a pair of hairy balls somewhere, he’ll be back when he’s coughed them up. Bless, he’s not Black and White is he?
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Old 25-01-2006, 12:46   #7
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He's got hairy balls in this throat? What do you know about this garinda?
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Old 25-01-2006, 12:46   #8
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Thanks Kitty Kat for the pm saying that you are keeping your eyes open for him.
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Old 25-01-2006, 12:48   #9
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i shouldnt laugh but you can tell ur all men. men with no balls.
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Old 25-01-2006, 12:50   #10
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i shouldnt laugh but you can tell ur all men. men with no balls.
Excuse me Miss Em I'm on your side.
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Old 25-01-2006, 12:53   #11
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well im sorry but it doesnt sound like it...
by the way u others my pussy is just sharping his claws..
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Old 25-01-2006, 16:19   #12
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well im sorry but it doesnt sound like it...
by the way u others my pussy is just sharping his claws..
if you look more closely you will see that they are indeed not claws but nothing a quick whip round with a razor couldnt cure
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