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25-01-2006, 12:27
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Have you seen my Chav?
He was last seen wandering near the pound shops in Accrington. We don't know exactly how old he is because he always gave a different answer, but he looks about 40.
He has a distinctive snout, he may also have had blood on his hands and smelt of cats.
There is a very small reward for his safe return.
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25-01-2006, 12:32
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Re: Have you seen my Chav?
he wants running over......
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25-01-2006, 12:38
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Re: Have you seen my Chav?
oh well never mind there are plenty more chav's out there for you to play with.
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25-01-2006, 12:39
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Re: Have you seen my Chav?
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Originally Posted by Neil
oh well never mind there are plenty more chav's out there for you to play with.
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But I'd just trained him.
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25-01-2006, 12:40
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Re: Have you seen my Chav?
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Originally Posted by garinda
He was last seen wandering near the pound shops in Accrington. We don't know exactly how old he is because he always gave a different answer, but he looks about 40.
He has a distinctive snout, he may also have had blood on his hands and smelt of cats.
There is a very small reward for his safe return.
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See what you’ve started.
We’ll end up with innocent chavs being persecuted on the streets of Accrington. I’ll have the Chav Protection League on you Garinda………
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25-01-2006, 12:43
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Re: Have you seen my Chav?
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But I'd just trained him.
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I shouldn’t worry; he’s probably got a pair of hairy balls somewhere, he’ll be back when he’s coughed them up. Bless, he’s not Black and White is he?
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25-01-2006, 12:46
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Re: Have you seen my Chav?
He's got hairy balls in this throat? What do you know about this garinda?
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25-01-2006, 12:46
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Re: Have you seen my Chav?
Thanks Kitty Kat for the pm saying that you are keeping your eyes open for him.
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25-01-2006, 12:48
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Re: Have you seen my Chav?
i shouldnt laugh but you can tell ur all men. men with no balls.
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25-01-2006, 12:50
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Re: Have you seen my Chav?
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i shouldnt laugh but you can tell ur all men. men with no balls.
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Excuse me Miss Em I'm on your side.
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25-01-2006, 12:53
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Re: Have you seen my Chav?
well im sorry but it doesnt sound like it...
by the way u others my pussy is just sharping his claws..
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25-01-2006, 16:19
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Re: Have you seen my Chav?
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well im sorry but it doesnt sound like it...
by the way u others my pussy is just sharping his claws..
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if you look more closely you will see that they are indeed not claws but nothing a quick whip round with a razor couldnt cure
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