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14-06-2012, 11:58
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He said to me
He said to me....I don't know why you wear a bra; you've got nothing to put in it. I said to him... you wear pants don't you.
He said to me...Shall we try swapping positions tonight? I said...That's a good idea-you stand by the stove and sink while I sit on the sofa. He said to me...What have you been doing with all the grocery money I gave you? I said to him....Turn sideways and look in the mirror! He said to me...Why don't women blink during foreplay? I said to him....They don't have time. He said to me....Why is it difficult to find men who are sensitive,caring and Good-looking? I said to him...They already have boyfriends. He said to me...What do you call a woman who knows where her husband is every night? I said ....A widow. He said to me...Why are married women heavier than single women? I said to him...Single women come home,see what's in the fridge and go to bed. Married women come home ,see what's in bed and go to the fridge. |
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14-06-2012, 12:02
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Re: He said to me
I like it.
Made me laugh.
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14-06-2012, 17:23
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Re: He said to me
Brill
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14-06-2012, 17:35
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Aha, so that's the way of it is it ? Oh deary, deary me !
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