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Old 16-10-2006, 22:02   #1
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Help .... Advice Needed

Hi Guys

I've never written to you before like this, but I really do need your advice on what could be a crucial decision.

I've suspected for some time now that my fella has been cheating on me. The usual signs. The phone rings, but if I answer, the caller hangs up. My fella has been going out with the lads a lot recently too, although when I ask their names he always says, "Just some mates from work. You don't know them."

I sometimes stay awake to look out for his taxi coming home, but he always comes walking up the drive as I hear the sound of a car leaving, around the corner, as if he's got out and walked the rest of the way. Why? Maybe he wasn't in a taxi at all?

I once picked up his mobile phone, just to see what time it was. This caused him to go completely berserk. He quickly snatched the phone out of my hand and cursed me hysterically, screaming that I should never touch his personal property. He then accused me of trying to spy on him!

Anyway, I have never broached the subject with my fella. I think deep down, I just didn't want to know the truth, but last night he went out again and I decided to really check on him.

I decided I was going to park my car next to the garage and then hide behind it so I could get a good view of the street around the corner when he came home. It was at that moment, crouching behind my car that I noticed a large amount of engine oil leaking from the cylinder head.









So, is this something I can easily repair myself or do you think I should take it to a specialist?
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Old 16-10-2006, 22:06   #2
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No point asking yer fella to do it ....... gee it was bad enough him changing the tyre
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Old 16-10-2006, 22:07   #3
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FPMSL.....i thought you were bein serious ...take it the looney juice has been out

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or do we have a stronger dose than normal hitting the streets ....




btw were u in accy mcd's on sat afternoon ?
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Old 16-10-2006, 22:09   #4
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pmsl very true BR either that domestics have flown over the quiz again
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Old 16-10-2006, 22:10   #5
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.............. LMFAO!!! ...... Knew you lot would fall for it ....... OMG!! ......
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Old 16-10-2006, 22:12   #6
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We didnt fall for it we were laughing along with ya

Couldnt imagine that senario with your fella except p*$$ed up leaning against the door home early LOL!!!
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Old 16-10-2006, 22:16   #7
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PMSL

OMG TINKS THAT WERE BRILLIANT
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Old 16-10-2006, 22:18   #8
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PMSL!!!! Thankyou cherokee
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Old 16-10-2006, 22:56   #9
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Doed Mthead know your fella?

He's the man to ask for wise advice as about what you should do.
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Old 16-10-2006, 22:59   #10
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hmmm serious question that tinks.....

try some blu tack
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Old 17-10-2006, 13:27   #11
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try some blu tack
Nice one Red, see all it takes is a woman's brain to sort this out
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Old 17-10-2006, 13:31   #12
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Tinks I would never have fallen for that....

The only thing you worry about is when he turns up early and spoils your quiet night in.

And the problem with the car!!!! Sticky back plastic should do the trick.
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Old 17-10-2006, 13:34   #13
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Sticky back plastic, blue tack ....... and some loo roll tubes

........ do you want to see one I made earlier?
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Old 17-10-2006, 22:04   #14
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could this be it by any chance tinks???
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Old 17-10-2006, 22:07   #15
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could this be it by any chance tinks???
ROFLMAO no that's tinks car when nothing has happened to it and it is perfect working order!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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