Help To Catch This Pet!!!!

[staggeringman]

whats happening to accy web? come on all you moderators we need a PETCATCHER ...and all these pet owners need fineing if they dont start to look after these pets all this s....e all over the place is a bit off putting for people visiting our site can we try and keep them n order please!!! every where you go your nearly falling over them
GET OFF MY LEG YOU FILTHY MUTT!!!

[Mick]

Its ok Staggeringman they ARE being watched there is a fine for littering and poo if its not cleaned up
There is also a fine every time LESS comes in on this thread as we know what he is like and what he can get up to
£100 fine for not clearing up after your pet
AND £200 for not clearing up after LESS.

[staggeringman]

less you where warned thats 200 quid you owe....he...he!

[WillowTheWhisp]

Who is going to pick up all the dead bodies????

[mez]

you will never stop him from poking his nose in he he he

[Less]

Dear Staggers,
I wish to inform you that due to your blatent infringement of my copyright please see following attachment:-

http://www.accringtonweb.com/forum/s...ead.php?t=6477

My virtual Solicitor will be approaching your virtual Solicitor with the view to issuing a summons for re-compense of virtual monies lost from my said posting, if you wish to avoid the said virtual action then a lavish amount of your best bitter & also similar amounts of Lager for my witness Mick will have to be purchased by you. No, not virtual pints ACTUAL pints!

[staggeringman]

Originally Posted by WillowTheWhisp

Who is going to pick up all the dead bodies????

no-body willow we are going to feed them to less he is always hanging about..he...hethats another 200 quid less.

[staggeringman]

if you wish to avoid the said virtual action then a lavish amount of your best bitter & also similar amounts of Lager for my witness Mick will have to be purchased by you. here have4 apiece and thats your lot

[Less]

Originally Posted by staggeringman

if you wish to avoid the said virtual action then a lavish amount of your best bitter & also similar amounts of Lager for my witness Mick will have to be purchased by you. here have4 apiece and thats your lot

See how much cheaper it is to settle out of court? We'll be round tomorrow.

[staggeringman]

See how much cheaper it is to settle out of court? We'll be around tomorrow to buy loads of alcohol to shove down our necks!

you are a nice man really less !!!!

[Less]

Originally Posted by staggeringman

See how much cheaper it is to settle out of court? We'll be around tomorrow to buy loads of alcohol to shove down our necks!

you are a nice man really less !!!!

What did you put in the beer we had this afternoon? I don't remember typing that!

[staggeringman]

See how much cheaper it is to settle out of court? We'll be around tomorrow to buy loads of alcohol to shove down our necks! and we will also bring the bacon butties round to share!

you are a nice man really less !!!!

[Doug]

Originally Posted by WillowTheWhisp

Who is going to pick up all the dead bodies????

You just what the bodies to make cheap flies for busmans spider......... Then make a profit selling then on the black (can I say Black) market for two bob a bag.......

[WillowTheWhisp]

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