How can i become a Moderator?

[Margaret Pilkington]

Originally Posted by Bee

Yes but i really really want to!!!.

Were you never told as a child...'want to's never get to'.......?

I think you have two hopes here.......NO hope and Bob Hope(and Bob Hope is dead, so does that give you a clue?).

[Romps]

I think it may be fun, he certainly knows how to get your attention already!
Yay....... Bee to moderate!!

[Mick]

Sorry Bee i have moved your thread as General chat is for Serious discussions only
But if your serious about being a mod there are a few things you have to be able to do
1) strike a match on tripe
2) make a hot brew in a chocolate teapot
3) knit fog
4) put a fruit pastel in your mouth without chewing it
5) Drink pint for pint with the site owner

if you can do all this while juggling site members complaints at the same time then we might think about it.
If you would like to demonstrate your skills there is always a group of us in the Railway Public house in Accy on Saturday's between 12-2-30pm just pop in .

[DaveinGermany]

Doesn't this confirm that the guy's a wind up merchant ? And by the looks of it he's doing pretty well too ! What's that old saying "feed a cold, starve a troll ?" stop chucking it things & it goes back under its bridge to sulk.

[Less]

Originally Posted by mick

Sorry Bee i have moved your thread as General chat is for Serious discussions only
But if your serious about being a mod there are a few things you have to be able to do
1) strike a match on tripe
2) make a hot brew in a chocolate teapot
3) knit fog
4) put a fruit pastel in your mouth without chewing it
5) Drink pint for pint with the site owner

if you can do all this while juggling site members complaints at the same time then we might think about it.

1) strike a match on tripe

I can do that.

2) make a hot brew in a chocolate teapot

Done that, (dribbled the brew down my quality T'shirt from Lancsdaves).

3) knit fog

I learnt how to do that in the Market Hall.

4) put a fruit pastel in your mouth without chewing it

Can put a whole packet in sideways and not even swallowed until they had all dissolved.

5) Drink pint for pint with the site owner

Oh Now come on...

I've tried many times, but that one is even beyond Tom Cruise!

If you would like to demonstrate your skills there is always a group of us in the Railway Public house in Accy on Saturday's between 12-2-30pm just pop in .

Bring plenty of money, you'll need it.

[Neil]

Give it up Less, everyone knows you are Bee, who else could be that annoying

[flashy]

Originally Posted by Margaret Pilkington

Were you never told as a child...'want to's never get to'.......?
.

ours was 'i want, never gets'

[flashy]

Originally Posted by neil

give it up less, everyone knows you are bee, who else could be that annoying :d :d

kaboom

[jaysay]

:r ofl38:

Why couldn't some one PM me any make me aware of this thread, nearly had an asthma attack I laughed so much, now I know somebodies take the pish

[Less]

Originally Posted by Neil

Give it up Less, everyone knows you are Bee, who else could be that annoying

Well, I hope due to this attack on my honour that you will be taken before a panel of administrators & moderators then reduced to the ranks and flogged!

I think you will find that any normal 'moderator' can tell it is not me due to the fact that the I.P. address is completely different to mine.

As for annoying, take a look in the mirror sometime, you are more like my personal troll than a moderator.

[Retlaw]

If every one is so annoyed with this BEE, why don't you all put him on your ignore list, that way no one would read his posts, and who ever it is would disappear, end of problem.
Retlaw

[Neil]

Originally Posted by Less

Well, I hope due to this attack on my honour that you will be taken before a panel of administrators & moderators then reduced to the ranks and flogged!

Sounds like fun

Originally Posted by Less

I think you will find that any normal 'moderator' can tell it is not me due to the fact that the I.P. address is completely different to mine.

Yes but I know your smarter than the average accywebber when it comes to these things.

[Less]

Originally Posted by Neil

Sounds like fun


Yes but I know your smarter than the average accywebber when it comes to these things.

That doesn't mean I would take advantage of any position of trust, unlike a certain moderator.
I wouldn't start a, 'no smoke without fire', idea in other peoples heads at the expense of an innocent member.

Give it up Less, everyone knows you are Bee, who else could be that annoying

In future please don't make unfounded accusations.

You know there are folk on here that believe the worst of everyone.

[Neil]

Originally Posted by Less

In future please don't make unfounded accusations.

You know there are folk on here that believe the worst of everyone.

I thought you had a sense of humour, my mistake sorry.

I know its not you because he is showing his vcard so everyone can see his personal email address. He is a virgin customer and I did not think you could make up your own ntlworld addresses so I assume he is genuine.

[Less]

Originally Posted by Neil

I thought you had a sense of humour, my mistake sorry.

I know its not you because he is showing his vcard so everyone can see his personal email address. He is a virgin customer and I did not think you could make up your own ntlworld addresses so I assume he is genuine.

I have a sense of humour, but I find it gets a little stretched when a moderator is continually following my posts, deleting them at the slightest whim or making stupid accusations in an attempt to score brownie points, but then, the moderator can say and do as he will, I can't retaliate on the open forum he is protected behind the rules.

P.S. Thank you for giving away site confidentially & mentioning my & his internet provider.