How come fellas go free? - Page 2

AccyLass · 14-03-2009, 17:18

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Originally Posted by emamum

closest you get to a gentleman in accy is that he turns around while she squats in the backstreet

That also doesn't say a lot about the "ladies" of Accrington

emamum · 14-03-2009, 17:20

not me

i dont go out drinking in accrington.... or anywhere else for that matter lol

derekgas · 14-03-2009, 18:23

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Originally Posted by emamum

closest you get to a gentleman in accy is that he turns around while she squats in the backstreet

OY! watch yer lip, its a good job I wasnt born and bred here in accy or I would take exception to that remark! On second thoughts, I still take exception!

garinda · 14-03-2009, 18:58

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Originally Posted by Neil

Rindy will be along soon to say how disgusting it is you have to pay and if the local council managed their taxes correctly using the public toilet would be free

No I'd have commented how good some councils are so good at flushing our money away, without having the bare faced cheek to charge us for the privilige of peeing.

Perhaps all the graffiti in the men's bogs is sponsored, thus allowing gents to pee for free?

garinda · 14-03-2009, 19:01

With most seaside councils still pumping the poop into the sea, perhaps the public loos on the coast should be sponsored by the winkle picking industry.

After all, no raw sewage, no tasty seafood.

SPUGGIE J · 14-03-2009, 19:04

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Originally Posted by emamum

closest you get to a gentleman in accy is that he turns around while she squats in the backstreet

Better of in a nappy if she is drinking that much. Better be sure there aint bodies prowling the backs for a cheap thrill.

garinda · 14-03-2009, 19:37

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Originally Posted by SPUGGIE J

Better of in a nappy if she is drinking that much.

A Tenna Lady stops working after absorbing six pints.

SPUGGIE J · 14-03-2009, 19:42

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Originally Posted by garinda

A Tenna Lady stops working after absorbing six pints.

And where did you aquire that info then? Please tell me you wernt up the ally doing a survey?

SamF · 14-03-2009, 19:47

I was at leeds fest 07 and I was near the front with a friend waiting for RHCPand we were sitting down... girl next to him was stood up and said something like do you mind if I sit here... or at least that's what we thought she said, only really hearing the do you mind bit. The next we know her knickers around around her ankles and she's peeing on the floor right next to us

Some lovely people in yorkshire ya know

Mancie · 14-03-2009, 19:59

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Originally Posted by garinda

With most seaside councils still pumping the poop into the sea, perhaps the public loos on the coast should be sponsored by the winkle picking industry.

After all, no raw sewage, no tasty seafood.

..sponsored by "winkle picking"...you aint in soho now mate..it's plain old Accy.

garinda · 14-03-2009, 20:04

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Originally Posted by Mancie

..sponsored by "winkle picking"...you aint in soho now mate..it's plain old Accy.

There aren't many opening for winkle pickers in Accy, though there are quite a few in Morecambe Bay, near where the toilets are that inspired this thread.

Neil · 14-03-2009, 20:42

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Originally Posted by garinda

.....the public loos on the coast should be sponsored by the winkle picking industry.
After all, no raw sewage, no tasty seafood.

They do say you are what you eat. Do you like a nice winkle in your mouth?

Margaret Pilkington · 14-03-2009, 21:11

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Originally Posted by garinda

With most seaside councils still pumping the poop into the sea, perhaps the public loos on the coast should be sponsored by the winkle picking industry.

After all, no raw sewage, no tasty seafood.

That just reminds me why I don't eat seafood ........yuk!

Lilly · 14-03-2009, 23:06

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Originally Posted by MargaretR

They have the same toilet facilities at Fleetwood - men free - women 20p
It is probably due to the fact that the unattended portacabin style loos can operate without staff, but that ladies loos have a bin facility that does need a person to attend to empty it. That emptying is usually contracted out to a sanitary bin emptying specialist.

I think that'll be the reason, Margaret.

It's the same in Blackpool.......men free, ladies 20p. They have an attendant in the ladies toilets.

20p for a wee eh? What happened to spending a penny?

Benipete · 15-03-2009, 13:55

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Originally Posted by jaysay

Well that's true ema, that's what I thought when I went to watch Liverpool in the 70s and went on the Kop, we waited for the crown to disappear at the end and you'd be surprised just how many toilets people had found on the terraces

I was at a football match and the guy in front said he was bursting for a pee.I told him to pee in the persons pocket in front of him.Won't he notice he said .

I replied ,well you didn't.