How come fellas go free? - Page 3

grannyclaret · 15-03-2009, 13:58

Remember when we used to say i am going to spend a PENNY,,,,
and that was an old one too......

Less · 15-03-2009, 14:11

All you women with nothing to do but complain, why not take a leaf from history, before the second world war most people were lucky if they had a pot to hiss in, never mind being able to afford to pay 20p for the pleasure.

Next thing you know you'll all be moaning about pain free birth's, (a ridiculous notion), just think yourselves lucky they don't come out sideways!

and get back to humming a happy tune while polishing the chains holding you to the kitchen sink!

Suicide bombers? Ha! they don't know the meaning of brave, now this, is brave!

grannyclaret · 15-03-2009, 14:18

Ooh Less i could just bash your flea for that,,,but its having a bad day already ,,,,,

garinda · 15-03-2009, 14:57

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Originally Posted by grannyclaret

Ooh Less i could just bash your flea for that,,,but its having a bad day already ,,,,,

I don't think it's a flea.

Looks like it's got eight legs to me.

Must be something he's picked up from a warm seat.

See ladies that 20p you pay is worth paying towards a cleaner.

grannyclaret · 15-03-2009, 15:02

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Originally Posted by garinda

I don't think it's a flea.

Looks like it's got eight legs to me.

Must be something he's picked up from a warm seat.

See ladies that 20p you pay is worth paying towards a cleaner.

OH I never thought of it like that....

By the way
How many legs does a flea have

MargaretR · 15-03-2009, 15:04

garinda · 15-03-2009, 15:06

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Originally Posted by grannyclaret

OH I never thought of it like that....

By the way
How many legs does a flea have

Six, three pairs.

Took me ages to count...they kept jumping out of eyesight.

grannyclaret · 15-03-2009, 15:07

YUK,Margaret ,,I WISH I HAD NEVER ASKED,,,

jaysay · 16-03-2009, 12:13

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Originally Posted by Margaret Pilkington

That just reminds me why I don't eat seafood ........yuk!

That's maybe the same reason I'm allergic to seafood too Margaret

mattylad · 16-03-2009, 22:31

What you ladies need is a "she wee" then you can go in the bushes etc

accyman · 17-03-2009, 01:57

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Originally Posted by mattylad

What you ladies need is a "she wee" then you can go in the bushes etc

or a funnel

i saw one used in a film and it was very effective

Mancie · 17-03-2009, 02:47

To be honest can't see any reason why women should have to pay and not men.. blatant sexism..if the mens have only urinals and no sit down accsess that is not the chicks fault.. we men do pay thier council tax and buy them ironong boards and stuff but it's out of order!

accyman · 17-03-2009, 18:29

in the old accy toilets there used to be what were called queer holes where perverts had drilled between the tiles so they could see through them for some reason unknown to only them to watch other men poop

if you ever wondered why there was always bog roll attatched to teh walls of the cubicles its where those wise to what was going on had filled in the holes before taking a poop

those toilets were left unattened quite a lot but even after they started locking them up earlier they never did as far as i remember get around to filling the holes up in the walls

i swear i am not making this up lol but god knows how they got away with drilling teh holes although a wheelbrace probably would have done the job silently

mallard · 19-03-2009, 12:45

Well you can always use the town hall or other places

accyman · 19-03-2009, 15:08

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Originally Posted by mallard

Well you can always use the town hall or other places

i cant think of a better place to take a dump than in the town hall, is there anywhere specific or can you do it anywhere in teh town hall because that paying in desk looks tempting