How much of the 800m will she take? - Page 2

mani · 09-08-2006, 20:38

no one but the press willl

there will b a heather watch and all that

accymel · 09-08-2006, 20:53

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Originally Posted by SPUGGIE J

So you and HM will be out getting sozzled then?

If shes paying then yeh why not tho bet there woiuld be no barb wire about

SPUGGIE J · 09-08-2006, 21:18

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Originally Posted by accymel

If shes paying then yeh why not tho bet there woiuld be no barb wire about

Wonder if she is looking for a new hubby???????

Billcat · 09-08-2006, 21:36

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Originally Posted by Tinkerbelle

I wonder how much of her millions she'll spend celebrating? .... All that chapagne, she'll end up legless

Hmmmmm....everyone seems to be going out on a limb!

SPUGGIE J · 10-08-2006, 00:44

It might cost Paul an arm n a leg

expat · 10-08-2006, 08:50

Paul was asked if in the light of all this trouble, would he ever consider going down on one knee again, he said he would, but prefer that members of the press call her Heather.

mani · 10-08-2006, 13:08

some of the posts on here are toooo funny!!

Tealeaf · 10-08-2006, 13:19

She'll take hime for an arm and a leg....then no doubt get legless with her winnings.

chav1 · 10-08-2006, 13:44

apparently on their wedding night paul got into bed and asked where her leg was..

she replied that it was on the fireplace..

paul said - bloody hell love no need to spread them that far ime only one man

jambutty · 10-08-2006, 13:48

The fairest way would be to split in half all the income gained from the day that they got married to the day they split.

For example – If Paul’s wealth was £600m when he married and hers was say £1m and on the day they split Paul’s wealth was the reported £800m and hers £10m she should be entitled to half the difference between £800m and £600m that is £100m and he should be entitled to half the difference between her £10m and £1m that is £4.5m. So she gets £95.5m for herself.

As for the child, they should both contribute the same amount into a trust fund. After that it depends on who gets custody. I’m betting it will be joint custody.

Tinkerbelle · 10-08-2006, 15:11

I was just thinking

with all those millions she could afford to change her name by dead poll from Heather to Eileen ........

Eileen ...... I lean ....... get it

....... OK I'm sorry that was poor !!

firefoxfem · 10-08-2006, 17:12

She'll go for half, he'll offer say she's had her three bottles of bleach and she'll end up with Quarter, Go gal Go.

mani · 10-08-2006, 21:30

tinks - go sit in the corner *shakes the head*

in all honesty she'll get aroun the 100m mark

not bad for a few sleep overs

anna nicole smith would be proud of her!

lettie · 11-08-2006, 16:19

You mean buggers. I can't believe that this couple are going through a very traumatic divorce and all you can do is take the mickey out of her only having one leg.......... your all prosthetic....

(Sorry!! couldn't help it, it's a sickness.....I'll get help, I promise)

jambutty · 12-08-2006, 09:30

I think that all those people poking fun at a disabled person should be thoroughly ashamed of themselves.

I wonder how you would react if it were your son or daughter? Up in arms no doubt.

I like a laugh as much as anyone but to take the mick out of someone just because she is disabled is the absolute pits. I’m totally disgusted with you!

Don’t tell me to lighten up and that it is all in good fun, it wouldn’t be funny if you were disabled in this way.

I’ll bet that if Heather had access to this forum not one single person would have said a dicky bird. And that makes it all the worse because no one has the guts to state your hurtful remarks to her face and can only do it behind her back and anonymously to boot.

You micky takers are absolutely and totally disgusting.

Mods – the micky taker posts should be deleted and the micky takers censured by removing their power and Karma.