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View Poll Results: How much will she walk away with?
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Half of it - £400m
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Quarter of it - £200m
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The three bleach bottles
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It will be a last minute reconciliation
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She'll have an affair with Michael Jackson and own the rights to the Beatles music
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12-08-2006, 09:48
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Re: How much of the 800m will she take?
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Mods – the micky taker posts should be deleted and the micky takers censured by removing their power and Karma.
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Mmmmm .. methinks one of our inebriated mods already had second thoughts about a double post he entered in the early hours of this morning on this subject, and then deleted in the cold light of day ... you know who you are sir
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12-08-2006, 10:11
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Re: How much of the 800m will she take?
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I’ll bet that if Heather had access to this forum not one single person would have said a dicky bird.
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Of course we would, we take the mick out of chav for being a retard
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12-08-2006, 10:12
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Re: How much of the 800m will she take?
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Mmmmm .. methinks one of our inebriated mods already had second thoughts about a double post he entered in the early hours of this morning on this subject, and then deleted in the cold light of day ... you know who you are sir
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Don’t be shy katex, name and shame. I will!
It was Len and I got two emails relating to his posts
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I used to work with a block that had no legs.. He eventually got sacked for a*s*ing around.
Sorry.. time of night and bed time me thinks, all good fun.
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I used to work with a bloke that had no legs…. He eventually got sacked for a*s*ing around.
Sorry.. time of night and bed time me thinks, oops.
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I expected better of a Mod.
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12-08-2006, 10:13
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Re: How much of the 800m will she take?
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Mmmmm .. methinks one of our inebriated mods already had second thoughts about a double post he entered in the early hours of this morning on this subject, and then deleted in the cold light of day ... you know who you are sir
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Your not suggesting someone abused his power are you?
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12-08-2006, 10:27
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Re: How much of the 800m will she take?
chav can answer back Neil and I doubt very much if he is a ‘retard’ so it’s not the same thing.
Heather Mills is a disabled person and doesn’t deserve the disgusting treatment that she has received at the hands of some members.
I stand by my post #30.
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12-08-2006, 11:07
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Re: How much of the 800m will she take?
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I used to work with a block that had no legs.. He eventually got sacked for a*s*ing around.
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PMSL...
Nice one... Len
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12-08-2006, 11:58
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Re: How much of the 800m will she take?
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I used to work with a block that had no legs.. He eventually got sacked for a*s*ing around.
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I am all for equal opertunities in the work place, where did they find him Len?
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12-08-2006, 12:31
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Re: How much of the 800m will she take?
Wonder if she'll celebrate her settlement with a roast dinner.......mmmmm wonder if she'll have a leg on her plate......
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12-08-2006, 12:52
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Re: How much of the 800m will she take?
Practically all funny jokes play on some sort of disability/race/religion/difference... I don't think we should have to remove them regardless of if they are distastefull or not. Free speach is free speach (Providing you don't break laws..ah the irony )
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12-08-2006, 13:02
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Re: How much of the 800m will she take?
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I am all for equal opertunities in the work place, where did they find him Len?
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I don’t know but I’m sure you will. Hehe
It’s funny really because I remove this joke within minutes of posting it as I realized it was a bit sick and off topic and by acting quickly, hopefully no real harm would have been done But now it has been reposted for all to see I sure that the disabled persons may not be too pleased, see post #30
People who post such jokes in such sensitive topics should be ashamed of themselves no matter what their intent.
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12-08-2006, 13:07
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Re: How much of the 800m will she take?
Pmsl Len i thought it was so funny
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12-08-2006, 13:39
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Re: How much of the 800m will she take?
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Pmsl Len i thought it was so funny
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Thanks for that, so did I at the time (sad) but it shouldn’t really be here.
Jambutty should now get the credit for it not me.
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12-08-2006, 14:54
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Re: How much of the 800m will she take?
I wouldn't feel too bad Len. We all know that most jokes laugh at the misfortune of others, it's a normal human trait. There are no sicker senses of humour than from those who work in the health service, fire, ambulance and police services. Most of these puns have been around on the internet and on text messaging services for quite some time. I'm sure that Heather Mills has heard them all before. I would rather have a joke told about me than speculation in the media about my previous sexual contacts, as was the case several weeks ago.
This thread is hardly a serious thread, it is a thread designed to speculate on the outcome of a celebrity divorce. Maybe it should be moved to the anything goes section.
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12-08-2006, 15:41
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Re: How much of the 800m will she take?
as an amputee myself i see no harm in the above jokes
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12-08-2006, 16:20
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Re: How much of the 800m will she take?
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as an amputee myself i see no harm in the above jokes
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OH NO! Ya' just shattered me fantasies.
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