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24-02-2015, 15:00
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How thick can some folks be?
No ... this ain't about your average politician ... come to think of it "average politician" is a compliment; most of them are way below that. Anyway, where was I
 Oh yes, pouring a pint and waiting for the game to start, and thinking of all the neat little sayings that are used to describe the intelligence of those who don't possess much of it. "Thick" came into my head, as I remember someone being described as "thick as ten short planks." Others come to mind: "He has the IQ of a salad bar," "his IQ is the square root of his shoe size", and "when he left Clayton and moved to Ossy, the average IQ of both places jumped by six points."Anyone out there have a favorite put down for the chronically thick? Blonde jokes are welcome.  And please try to be politically incorrect.  |
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24-02-2015, 15:27
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Re: How thick can some folks be?
Thick as Irish salt...too thick to melt snow.
Two brain cells but one on inhibitory mode. He has the IQ of a lavvy brush. If he had another brain cell it would be lonely. A brain cell short of an amoeba. If he had another brain cell he would be a half wit. If brains were a disease he would be passed as A1. If brains were elastic he wouldn't have enough to make a frogs jockstrap. If brains were dynamite he wouldn't have enough to blow the wax out of his ears/enough to blow his cap off. How will that do you Eric? I am sure I have some more in my cranium, but the children are about to get in from school and they are expecting to have mugs of hot chocolate with marshmallow floaters.....
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24-02-2015, 16:14
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Re: How thick can some folks be?
He/She's about as bright as a Toc H lamp.
If he had two brains he'd still be a half-wit.
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24-02-2015, 17:03
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Re: How thick can some folks be?
If with were [deleted] he would be constipated.
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24-02-2015, 17:55
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Re: How thick can some folks be?
A few I can remember are:-
Thick as two short planks he couldn't pour urine out of a boot even if the instructions were on the heel, the chimneys clocked, A few cans short of a six pack and the wheel might be spinning but the hamsters dead.
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24-02-2015, 19:11
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Re: How thick can some folks be?
The lights are on but nobody's home,
He's a proper Einstein him. Beaut. Divvy,
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24-02-2015, 20:42
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Re: How thick can some folks be?
If you put his brains in a budgie it would fly backwards!
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24-02-2015, 22:20
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Re: How thick can some folks be?
A few sandwiches short of a picnic.
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