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Old 21-03-2005, 12:39   #1
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How to impress a Woman/ Man


HOW TO IMPRESS
A WOMAN.

* Wine her,

* Dine her,

* Call her,

* Hug her,

* Support her,

* Hold her,

* Surprise her,

* Compliment her,

* Smile at her,

* Listen to her,

* Laugh with her,

* Cry with her,

* Romance her,

* Encourage her,

* Believe in her,



* Cuddle with her,

* Shop with her,

* Give her jewelry,

* Buy her flowers,

* Hold her hand,

* Write love letters to her,

* Go to the end of the Earth and back again for her.
HOW TO IMPRESS A MAN

* Show up naked ...
* Bring food ...
* Don't block the TV

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Old 23-03-2005, 15:35   #2
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Re: How to impress a Woman/ Man

LOL, don't accuse me of being anti-Yorkshire Miss Fibs and then post such a sexist thread!

Very funny & true though.
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Old 23-03-2005, 15:39   #3
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Seen that one floating about for ages n no doubt the male response will follow soon lol
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Old 23-03-2005, 15:42   #4
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LOL, don't accuse me of being anti-Yorkshire Miss Fibs and then post such a sexist thread!

Very funny & true though.
LOL....To be honest I wish I wasn't in Yorkshire the people are rude and they make crap pork pies!!!LOL ...can it still be classed as sexist if it's true?
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Old 23-03-2005, 15:44   #5
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Re: How to impress a Woman/ Man

l'll get your immigration papers sent over, and we'll have a proper pie waiting for you.xxx
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Old 23-03-2005, 15:47   #6
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dont forget yr passport lol
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Old 23-03-2005, 15:53   #7
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l'll get your immigration papers sent over, and we'll have a proper pie waiting for you.xxx
Bless ya!! can you make sure theres a vodka as well xx
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Old 23-03-2005, 15:57   #8
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Re: How to impress a Woman/ Man

he he he very true fibi
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Old 23-03-2005, 16:03   #9
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dont forget yr passport lol
In the village were I have lived for 12yrs and most of them feel that I still need a passport and visa to live there, very old fashioned people tend to be interbred and do not welcome new people with open arms...not like the lovely accy people I left behind
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Old 23-03-2005, 16:07   #10
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Awwww Fibi i know what u mean i have a few friends o'er the border n one moved from Lancs over there n said the same thing we're called tourists LOL!!! Tho i like to nip over n refresh my mates lancy accent tho



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In the village were I have lived for 12yrs and most of them feel that I still need a passport and visa to live there, very old fashioned people tend to be interbred and do not welcome new people with open arms...not like the lovely accy people I left behind
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Old 23-03-2005, 19:41   #11
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How to impress a man, You forgot the beer Fibi. lol
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Old 23-03-2005, 19:55   #12
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....& their 'jacobs' too LOL!!!
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Old 23-03-2005, 22:31   #13
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woh woh woh, i live near accy but im a yorkshireman and ill have you know we make the best pork pies . I do of course have to show my passport as i travel back and forth to yorkshire on a daily basis to work. I still havnt grasped this lancashire accent, i think its english only they have removed half the words to make the sentances shorter and have replaced the letter Y with an I making it 'mi mum' and 'mi brudda' (which i presume is brother rather than the more unlikley idea its a model of buddah)


*runs for coverrrrrrrrrrrrr*
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Re: How to impress a Woman/ Man

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HOW TO IMPRESS A MAN
* Show up naked ...
* Bring food ...
* Don't block the TV
Please change it to * Show up almost naked ...
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