I love Cold Callers.... - Page 2

jaysay · 10-02-2011, 17:44

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Originally Posted by Neil

Just had a nice chat with with Roger on the phone, what a good honest Indian name I thought.

It went something like this.

Roger: How is your day
Neil: Well it was ok
Roger: I am calling from xxxxxx about your gas and electricity.
Neil: We don't have gas and electricity in this house
Roger: You buy your gas and electricity from British Gas yes?
Neil: We don't have gas and electricity in this house

And that's when he put the phone down on me, I was disappointed, I have another 3 minutes to wait while this wallpaper softens ready for sticking on the wall.

I will have to try harder to confuse the next one

One called a few days ago asking for me by name, I told him that I was very sorry but Neil was dead, he hung up as well.

Ho he phoned you too then Neil, my conversation didn't last that long

garinda · 10-02-2011, 18:36

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Originally Posted by Neil

Just had a nice chat with with Roger on the phone, what a good honest Indian name I thought.

It went something like this.

Roger: How is your day
Neil: Well it was ok
Roger: I am calling from xxxxxx about your gas and electricity.
Neil: We don't have gas and electricity in this house
Roger: You buy your gas and electricity from British Gas yes?
Neil: We don't have gas and electricity in this house

And that's when he put the phone down on me, I was disappointed, I have another 3 minutes to wait while this wallpaper softens ready for sticking on the wall.

I will have to try harder to confuse the next one

One called a few days ago asking for me by name, I told him that I was very sorry but Neil was dead, he hung up as well.

Rog called me today too.

Rather than the curt 'I don't take unsolicited calls, goodbye', or the even curter 'Eff off!', I gave him your number, knowing you'd handle him better than myself.

Thanks.

jaysay · 10-02-2011, 18:38

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Originally Posted by garinda

Rog called me today too.

Rather than the curt 'I don't take unsolicited calls, goodbye', or the even curter 'Eff off!', I gave him your number, knowing you'd handle him better than myself.

Thanks.

Your all heart you

garinda · 10-02-2011, 18:41

Yesterday when some annoying nutter asked for me on the phone, I said he was dead.

That flummoxed him.

Do be careful though. Don't always think a delay means you're being connected to India. I was just about to tell someone where to go, after a silent delay, when it turned out to be someone with Parkinson's.

jaysay · 10-02-2011, 18:50

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Originally Posted by garinda

Yesterday when some annoying nutter asked for me on the phone, I said he was dead.

That flummoxed him.

Do be careful though. Don't always think a delay means you're being connected to India. I was just about to tell someone where to go, after a silent delay, when it turned out to be someone with Parkinson's.

When I read that at first I thought it said Pakistan

flashy · 10-02-2011, 19:22

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Originally Posted by shillelagh

got one from claims advisory the other day automated saying if i needed them to ring this number ..

thats exactly the same one i got Jen, it didn't even come up as 'unknown' on my mobile, it came up as just 'call'

Barrie Yates · 11-02-2011, 08:58

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Originally Posted by Gordon Booth

Perhaps it's a secret admirer who just likes to hear the sound of your voice, Barrie. The wedding venue booking is just a broad hint!
See what Feb 14th brings!!

Thanks Pal.

Less · 11-02-2011, 09:14

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Originally Posted by garinda

Yesterday when some annoying nutter asked for me on the phone, I said he was dead.

That flummoxed him.

Do be careful though. Don't always think a delay means you're being connected to India. I was just about to tell someone where to go, after a silent delay, when it turned out to be someone with Parkinson's.

I used to get life insurance leeches ringing up, with 'superb' offers, I'd tell them I had just been diagnosed with something terminal, the 'phone went quiet very quickly.

garinda · 11-02-2011, 09:19

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Originally Posted by Less

I used to get life insurance leeches ringing up, with 'superb' offers, I'd tell them I had just been diagnosed with something terminal, the 'phone went quiet very quickly.

Another good one, when asked if they can speak to me, is to say 'No you can't, because they've left me.'

Then start to cry uncontrollably.

Works quite well.

Less · 11-02-2011, 09:31

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Originally Posted by Less

I used to get life insurance leeches ringing up, with 'superb' offers, I'd tell them I had just been diagnosed with something terminal, the 'phone went quiet very quickly.

I must admit one of them was just a little more persistent than the rest,
he told me how sorry he was to hear it and without pausing for breath asked if there was anyone else in the house that was fit enough to take out a policy!

jaysay · 11-02-2011, 09:35

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Originally Posted by Less

I must admit one of them was just a little more persistent than the rest,
he told me how sorry he was to hear it and without pausing for breath asked if there was anyone else in the house that was fit enough to take out a policy!

I'll bet your reply wasn't fit for a family web site Less

garinda · 11-02-2011, 09:36

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Originally Posted by Less

I must admit one of them was just a little more persistent than the rest,
he told me how sorry he was to hear it and without pausing for breath asked if there was anyone else in the house that was fit enough to take out a policy!

There's only one way to deal with persistent ones like that.

Breathily ask them what underwear they're wearing.

Margaret Pilkington · 11-02-2011, 12:50

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Originally Posted by garinda

There's only one way to deal with persistent ones like that.

Breathily ask them what underwear they're wearing.

That's a killer........G, you never fail.
If wit was poo you'd be constipated.

jaysay · 11-02-2011, 18:14

I've been inundated with um this afternoon, all the same company, different callers, I'm afraid I lost it with the last one, and yelled some expletive deletives down the phone before hanging up

bondi38 · 12-02-2011, 09:48

so have I but i have caller display and if i dont know the number i dont answer and another thing that comes up is call also international i just ignore them .
I wouldnt have a land line if it wasnt for my computer because only people that i really want to talk to are in my mobile amd no name no number dont answer .