i ran over a cat

chav1 · 25-01-2006, 01:39

i ran over a cat tonight but sadly i cant take resposability for it as it was already dead but better luck next time eh

mind you if it wasnt dead it is now

i just hope ime not picking fur out of my tire tread for the next week

staggeringman · 25-01-2006, 02:19

did you not get to skin it? i heard the fur is quite good for clothing as long as it was not flea bitten?

staggeringman · 25-01-2006, 02:35

thinking serious about it chav?????????? did its eyes pop out?and what kind of cat was it? i have had a few pussys in my life but got to get one that i would like to eat!

chav1 · 25-01-2006, 02:37

it was black and white like the one in the felix adverts

i hope i didnt hit a celebrity because big brother is scraping the barrell so much these days animal celbrities are on for next years big brother

next years list

meow the sex change kitten
ronnie rooster the homosexual cock eral
orvil - long dreaded career relaunch
bones the alcholic dog that thinks hes a hampster

staggeringman · 25-01-2006, 02:42

do you not think they should re-name them?..............ie im a celebrity=i have nowt better to do.....................big brother= watch me rip all the punters off who pay for a T.V.LICENCE.and i will try to entertain the mornic idiots that watch me?

chav1 · 25-01-2006, 02:46

only problem is channel 4 is funded by advertisements

if it was bbc trhen we could say that but fortunatly we dont actualy pay for the crap unless of course you buy items advertised during the breaks

Neil · 25-01-2006, 07:50

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Originally Posted by staggeringman

get one that i would like to eat!

I am surprised you're not divorced yet

Tealeaf · 25-01-2006, 11:56

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Originally Posted by chav1

i ran over a cat tonight but sadly i cant take resposability for it as it was already dead but better luck next time eh

mind you if it wasnt dead it is now

I hope you reversed over it a few times just to make sure.

emmatjackson · 25-01-2006, 12:11

I will tell you something i have the most loving cat ever its a pedigree maine coon called cinber and if you had ran over mine i would be out to get you.
It opens doors, it bites ur feet it even wees in the bath if its been stuck in the house all day. Its like one of my kids.
Infact some child is proberbly heart broken wondering were his pet is, waiting for it to come home.

BLACKBURN RAVER · 25-01-2006, 12:35

cats should be left outside all day and night they are not hoiuse animals i hate em shoot em all

or let the dogs loose on em

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emmatjackson · 25-01-2006, 12:45

u really r sick.. there is nothing wrong with cats.

BLACKBURN RAVER · 25-01-2006, 13:26

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Originally Posted by emmatjackson

u really r sick.. there is nothing wrong with cats.

i was taking the pi$$ dear.......we have 2 ourselves

Less · 25-01-2006, 13:28

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Originally Posted by emmatjackson

It opens doors, it bites ur feet it even wees in the bath if its been stuck in the house all day. Its like one of my kids.

Hang on Missus! Have you no standards? It's like one of your kids? If my kids pee'd in the bath or bit my feet they would get a thick ear, you're the sort of person that gives parenting a bad name!

garinda · 25-01-2006, 13:28

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Originally Posted by BLACKBURN RAVER

i was taking the pi$$ dear.......we have 2 ourselves

She said you had none in another thread!

What colour are the painters doing your lounge Em?

emmatjackson · 25-01-2006, 13:32

Ha i suppose that did sound rather bad but no my kids dont do either of those things but i was trying to put across that cinber and some cats are rather clever and cuteand their not the dirty monsters some people say they are.