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27-02-2007, 23:48
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i want to live my next life backwards
Living Life Backwards
I want to live my next life backwards: You start out dead and get that out of the way. Then you wake up in an old age home feeling better every day. Then you get kicked out for being too healthy. You enjoy your retirement and collect your pension. Then when you start work, you get a gold watch on your first day. You work 40 years until you're too young to work You get ready for High School: drink alcohol, party, and you're generally promiscuous. Then you go to primary school, you become a kid, you play, and you have no responsibilities. Then you become a baby, and then... You spend your last 9 months floating peacefully in luxury, in spa-like conditions: central heating, room service on tap, and then... You finish off as an orgasm. I rest my case.
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27-02-2007, 23:50
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Re: i want to live my next life backwards
wasnt child birth painfull enough for you with the baby coming out the right way ?
and what about all those realy tough poops over the years  |
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27-02-2007, 23:52
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Re: i want to live my next life backwards
my dearest chav
reece did not come out the right way, how many times do you need telling young man??? he came out the sunroof 
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27-02-2007, 23:57
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Re: i want to live my next life backwards
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so whats your excuse.. did you go through the windscreen |
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27-02-2007, 23:58
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Re: i want to live my next life backwards
same could be said for your nose mate
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