I'd like to apologise, but...

[Less]

Originally Posted by cashman

but yeh may find this hard to believe, I have been complained about.

Yes, I know, it's a habit I got into about 7 years 11 months ago and I find it hard to stop now!
In fact I suffer withdrawals and can hardly resist the urge to report myself!

Is this what my mother meant when she told me I shouldn't get into the habit of self abuse?

[Gordon Booth]

'A true gentleman is one who is never unintentionally rude'.
I reckon that makes you a true gentleman, Less.
But if you can I will- not being a true gentleman I apologise for intentionally or unintentionally offending anyone.
Just one question- do I have to mean it?

[Less]

Never.

[Guinness]

I'd like to apologise to the moronic Bradley Wiggins wannabee who I almost killed this morning because he felt that the Clayton traffic lights do not apply to cyclists wearing designer olympic gear who drink from a bottle with a straw attached to their handlebars.

I realise that although common sense should tell you that being hit by a large chunk of metal at 20-30mph wearing nothing but Spandex, a rucksack and an imperial stormtrooper helmet is not condusive to a healthy lifestyle, it is no excuse for me lambasting you with some colourful language, gesturing with fist and fingers and banging my horn like Buddy Rich on crack cocaine.

(God alone knows why you wear the helmet, there's no point protecting a vacuum)

I'd also like to take this opportunity to apologise to his wife for braking and leaving her STILL married to a MUPPET!

[Retlaw]

Originally Posted by Less

Just thought I'd start an apology thread, for all those that, think they have been hard done by, perhaps misunderstanding or even taking umbrage for something that wasn't quite meant the way it could seem.
All those newbies and long term members that don't understand the site doesn't have to be serious all the time.

So for those of you similar to myself, that get accused of being insensitive to the other members feelings, this is the place to don your sack cloth and ashes, wander around in a hair coat and generally apologise to the sensitive for your existence.

I will start,
I stand by every word I've put on here stop complaining, just because you don't make your post clear.

There, I feel better now having shared that with all my friends.

Whats most impressive about this post is that Less has ever heard of the words "apologise", "insensitve" & others "feelings".
Tha must be suffering a relapse, thar in need of urgent medical attention.

[Retlaw]

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[Restless]

Good post. It took me 8 years or so to realise.......