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04-10-2005, 15:24
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If god was a woman............
Chocolate would not be fattening
The 'communal changing room' would not exist Men would find cellulite sexy Chips would be a health food Clothes shopping would be a religion Gyms would be illegal Brad Pitt would have 3million clones, all of them 'easy' Men would give birth and babies would be massive Flat Stomachs would be considered disgusting There'd be Alchohol in the water supply |
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04-10-2005, 15:30
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Re: If god was a woman............
Tis a joke i got sent before anyone takes it wrong way lol
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04-10-2005, 18:13
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Re: If god was a woman............
lmao mel...good one!! x
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04-10-2005, 19:06
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Re: If god was a woman............
If god was a woman, men would find under-arm hair and leg fuzz attractive.....!
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04-10-2005, 19:12
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Re: If god was a woman............
and light bulbs wouldnt need changing
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04-10-2005, 19:16
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Re: If god was a woman............
and their f@rts would smell like roses......except the way some of them f@rt and sniff their own you'd think they already DID!
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04-10-2005, 19:26
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Re: If god was a woman............
LMAO Margaret @ f@arts & leg & arm fuzz oh thats superb im weeing meself with laughter
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04-10-2005, 20:37
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Re: If god was a woman............
And they would be forced to use TAMPAX.....super plus......!
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04-10-2005, 20:38
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Re: If god was a woman............
See if they like string dangling from their what-not......!
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04-10-2005, 20:39
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Re: If god was a woman............
AND they would get our PMT as well as their own......!
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04-10-2005, 20:56
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Re: If god was a woman............
mens shoes would pinch, rub, scrape, and dig into their feet
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04-10-2005, 21:31
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Re: If god was a woman............
There'd be Alchohol in the water supply
Are you sure that isn't more of a Chav thing? (no connection implied to any members of AccyWeb under that name)
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05-10-2005, 05:57
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Re: If god was a woman............
This looks like another female insecurity thread. Come on ladies is it really that bad being female? I might have to set up a self help group for depressed AccyWeb Ladies.
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05-10-2005, 06:50
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Re: If god was a woman............
Female insecurity?
 How many men would ever make it as a woman? Why should we want equality when we are already superior?(I'm going to invent a smiley for posts like this)
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