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Old 10-03-2008, 13:02   #1
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If i Ruled the world

Excuse me Mr. Mod but,
I've just been writing my 4,600 point manifesto, AND my acceptance speech of how when, come the revolution I will lead my people to the promised land of Utopia,
For some reason however although it is written in 'word' format and is only a paltry 16 pages in length when I try to copy and paste it into reply to thread, a message comes up telling me that I will have to shorten it to fit it onto accyweb!

This is obviously the form of censorship that will only be tolerated when I come to power and not before, I demand that you correct this immediately or you will be one of the first lined up against the wall when I obtain my rightful position in the world.

I will have to close now as all my coloured crayons have become too blunt to continue writing and I'm getting cramp in my writing arm from where this straight jacket is chaffing against my left nipple!
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Old 10-03-2008, 14:29   #2
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Unless you are a fascist I don't think you'd get too many votes, so it's not really worth the effort of writing up a manifesto but mine would probably involve a purely british britain, leave the EU so we can have the death penalty, castration of paedophiles and homosexuals... sounding a bit too much like nazi germany already...

I don't think I can meet the needs of Accrington without turning into Hitler. Nevermind
Awwww, not fair your post had more megalomania in it than mine!
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Old 10-03-2008, 14:36   #3
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Awwww, not fair your post had more megalomania in it than mine!
I'd say join me but I dont believe in democracy
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Old 10-03-2008, 14:50   #4
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I'd say join me but I dont believe in democracy
Gosh yes you and me teamed up, I can see it know......

You taking on the part of Pinky and me getting the major role as the brain!

Together we could rule the world!


for those that don't know pinky and the brain:-
Pinky and Brain are genetically enhanced laboratory mice who reside in a cage in the Acme Labs research facility. In each episode, Brain devises a new plan for the two mice (led by Brain) to take over the world, which ultimately ends in failure. In common with many other Animaniacs shorts, many episodes are in some way a parody of something else, usually a film or novel. The cartoon's famous tagline is:

Pinky: "Gee Brain, what do you want to do tonight?"
The Brain: "The same thing we do every night, Pinky—Try to take over the world."
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Old 10-03-2008, 16:20   #5
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Gosh yes you and me teamed up, I can see it know......

You taking on the part of Pinky and me getting the major role as the brain!

Together we could rule the world!


for those that don't know pinky and the brain:-
Pinky and Brain are genetically enhanced laboratory mice who reside in a cage in the Acme Labs research facility. In each episode, Brain devises a new plan for the two mice (led by Brain) to take over the world, which ultimately ends in failure. In common with many other Animaniacs shorts, many episodes are in some way a parody of something else, usually a film or novel. The cartoon's famous tagline is:

Pinky: "Gee Brain, what do you want to do tonight?"
The Brain: "The same thing we do every night, Pinky—Try to take over the world."


Less you watch far too much TV ..
UMMM Whose betting this goes to over 18s
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Old 10-03-2008, 18:30   #6
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Less...i have some more coloured crayons to lend you and I'll help you loosen that tight jacket so that it doesn't chafe.....please write some more
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Old 11-03-2008, 05:59   #7
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Yes Less I can see that happening. I forgot to reintroduce slave labour... how could I forget that?!
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Old 11-03-2008, 11:11   #8
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Yes Less I can see that happening. I forgot to reintroduce slave labour... how could I forget that?!
Blazey what more proof do we need that you are a student? If you had ever had a 'real' job, you would know that slave labour has never been abolished!
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Old 11-03-2008, 11:33   #9
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these posts have been taken out of Entwisi's thread

http://www.accringtonweb.com/forum/f...tml#post544055

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Old 11-03-2008, 14:10   #10
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these posts have been taken out of Entwisi's thread

http://www.accringtonweb.com/forum/f...tml#post544055
Now you have just made his thread all boring again.

Come on accywebbers lets go and make Ian's thread more interesting with a little thread wondering.
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Old 11-03-2008, 14:15   #11
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for those that don't know pinky and the brain:-
Pinky and Brain are genetically enhanced laboratory mice who reside in a cage in the Acme Labs research facility.

Pinky: "Gee Brain, what do you want to do tonight?"
The Brain: "The same thing we do every night, Pinky—Try to take over the world."
Yeah yeah sure they are Less. We all know you are referring to the little brain in your little head and how it wants to take over Micehelle's little pinky bits.
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Old 11-03-2008, 14:41   #12
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Yeah yeah sure they are Less. We all know you are referring to the little brain in your little head and how it wants to take over Micehelle's little pinky bits.
Who on this gods earth is Micehelle?

Please tell me it's not Blazey before I raise my hopes too high!
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Old 11-03-2008, 14:50   #13
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Who on this gods earth is Micehelle?

Please tell me it's not Blazey before I raise my hopes too high!
As if you did not know that she is called Michelle, look you are smacking your lips just thinking of her sweet young (errrm trying to keep clean here folks) lips
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Old 11-03-2008, 14:59   #14
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As if you did not know that she is called Michelle, look you are smacking your lips just thinking of her sweet young (errrm trying to keep clean here folks) lips
Oh! NOOOOOO!

She already spoken for Cyfr is to be her one true love not me!

Less runs and hides behind the settee.

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Less runs and hides behind the settee.

That looks like you are lying in wait till she gets home from uni
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